Aberrant Nightmare
The Wisdom of Gary Busey
From a Craigslist ad headline, of all places: The Karma Idiots. Maybe they could be a Radiohead cover band - you know, because of "Karma Police" and "Idioteque".
edited 15th Dec '14 7:50:22 PM by MikeK
Twinkie Contamination
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
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Even better if you adjust it to Twinkie Contaminant.
The Scarlet Witch
Vagina Crunchers. Or how about Toe Rippers?
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
from James and Mike Mondays: Elvis likes metal burgers
Bumbleby is best ship. busy spending time on r/RWBY and r/anime. Unapologetic Socialist
Traditional Godzilla Violence.
"All you Fascists bound to lose."
Baked Gods
Ray Cats, Artificial Moons and the Atomic Priesthood, courtesy of this article
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edited 20th Dec '14 1:10:03 PM by MaxwellDaring
Operation Mega-Dose. A phrase my boss used to describe spraying the whole clothing section of the store with Downy to make it smell less.
It's Like Arguing on the Internet
Contradictor
Somehow you know that the time is right.
SPACE
Monkeypants
The Saxophone Pilots
I see it as more of a Stage Name for a musician, but Nicholas Arctic (courtesy of a Recursive Translation of "All I Want For Christmas Is You", where it was of course supposed to be a reference to Santa Claus at the North Pole). Maybe also Clicking Horror Magic, from the same video.
edited 30th Dec '14 11:31:19 PM by MikeK
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Granny Dildo Sex Prophecy, as pointed out in the comment section to the article itself. I feel like even Spiritual Girlfriend has some potential too - from the headline alone I was trying to figure out if he had a girlfriend who practiced spiritualism, a girlfriend who was a ghost note , or a girlfriend in the spiritual plane (but not the physical one).
edited 5th Jan '15 1:49:04 PM by MikeK
It's Like Arguing on the Internet
Morbid Desecration
Somehow you know that the time is right.
Perpetually tired
Karmic Bomb.
Inflatable Pope. an I Read That As moment I had with a news headline, which was actually about the infallible Pope.
Savior of Known Existence
My friend's band is called Straight Into The Sun
NO! Don't go in there! You don't have to die! No one has to die at 30! You could live! LIVE! Live, and grow old!
Yoga Sharts
Contact With An Appliance.
I once used the phrase Midnight Frenzy to describe an episode my dog was having, and I realized that would be good name. Apparently, this band agrees.
Opium Puppies
Cocaine Alert
(the source is a completely work-safe article about Amsterdam issuing a warning about a type of heroin that can mistaken for cocaine).
edited 6th Dec '14 11:10:36 PM by MikeK