Bisected knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
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Ryujin also knows, because he's been "kidnapped" by her
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"We be we baby!"
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
Kix is an Irken.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Doc is secretly a walrus. He's writing from the future where humans have gone extinct and animals fight over their knowledge and cities, while Doc is safe in his zoo and has dregded up a TV, a computer and a time machine.
Destroyer of worlds.
Arcada is also a sentient animal from the future, in this case a mongoose, who is trying to hunt down Dr No Puma for violating the temporal prime directive. They will eventually battle for the fate of mankind on Kirk's Rock.
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Avenue isn't the writer, IT'S THE BOOK!
Am I a weirdo?
NKK once got drunk on milkshakes that had somehow fermented, and vomited on the Alamo, which is why he has been banned from the state of Texas.
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Completely Normal Guy is a Level 6 esper.
The Absolute Madman
Deceptive is working with the government, and with all the crap that goes on here, he's planing to tell his higher ups what's up and arrest you all. I on the other hand did nothing wrong.
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
NegaKingKix is in Gamelon, aiding Duke Onkled.
"Team Ken, baby"
Dr No Puma actually is a puma
Destroyer of worlds.
trashconverters is actually Dylan Moran.
The Absolute Madman
Patrick Swayze has possessed Avenuewriter's body like in Ghost and is making him use his face as an avatar and make clay pottery! THAT SIC BASTARD!!
Don't step on the flowers.
Kix is a Giant Space Flea from The Gate of Truth sent to the Internet to see if it would end up like it did in Mega Man Battle Network.
Tief girl with eartude
Revaryk started the Pirates vs. Ninja debate.
Destroyer of worlds.
Bisected is a time travelling mongoose trying to wipe out humanity.
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
Avenuewriter is a snake who is afraid of mongooses, which is why he writes theories portraying them as bad guys.
The Absolute Madman
Puma is going to write a kid's novel about that idea alone and use the profit to eradicate all snakes and mongooses so that pumas become the dominant race.
hiya, the name's scout.
NKK is actually the king of something.
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Daft Punch has Fridge Brilliance
Destroyer of worlds.
Kix is John G.
The Absolute Madman
Avenue has yet to kill a baby kangaroo
NKK is secretly the king of Easter Island, and is why they made all of those statues.
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Random hired a monkey as their butler and has an illegal immigrant fighting circuit in their basement.
Avenue is responsible for all those silly street names you hear about.
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