I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky..." ~ The Wright Brothers
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
The filidh that cam frae Skye
"AH AM... THE STEHT! DRAWP. YOR BIBELZ! YOU HUGONOTZ... ARE UNDAH... ARREST!" -Louis XIV
edited 20th Sep '14 8:53:10 AM by SantosLHalper
Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"Do not pursue Lu Bu." ~ Lu Bu
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Zzzzzzzzzz
"I propose to fight it out on this line, if it takes all summer. Unless things get sticky, in which case I will retreat."
Ulysses S Grant
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Zzzzzzzzzz
"Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your book! It sucked!"
George S Patton
edited 28th Sep '14 7:38:23 PM by Madrugada
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
"Springtime for me and Germany, winter for Poland and France."
The title of the German version of The Producers is Frühling für Hitler
edited 1st Oct '14 5:52:33 PM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
"Autobots, ROLL OUT!" ~ George S. Patton
Shut up!
"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."
-William H. Bonney, aka Billy the Kid
Fear is a superpower.
Citizen
"Someday there shall be a street named after me."
—James Madison
edited 1st Oct '14 9:12:13 PM by Lawyerdude
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.
"So I'm sitting here, rulling Paraguay, when I turn around and there's the entire Brazilian army. I have no idea how it got here, it must have taken some form of tactical genius— CAXIAAAAAAAS!"
- Solano Lopez on the Pikysyry Maneuver
and the Duke Of Caxias.
Citizen
"WHAT!?"
—Ludwig Von Beethoven
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"I'm not saying that it was the Old Spice, just that it was probably old spice." - King Solomon
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Immortal
"Don't believe every quote you see on the internet, there's no way to validate it."
-George Washington (Carver)
A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested.
"Hey, you heard about that new factory opening up in London? It should do wonders for the economy!" - JRR Tolkien
"They say I'm half-a-man, but what does that makes the lot of you!?"
"The only way out is through the sea, and they're at the sea!"
"There's another way out, I'm going to show you. We'll come up behind them and fuck them in their asses! Don’t fight for your king, don’t fight for his kingdoms, don’t fight for honor, don’t fight for glory, don’t fight for riches because you won’t get any. This is your city Vernon means to sack, your gate he’s ramming. If he gets in, it will be your houses he burns, your gold he steals, your women he will rape. Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let’s go kill them!”
- Blas de Lazo's (a.k.a "the Half-Man") speech to his troops before the Battle of Cartagena
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"All you Fascists bound to lose."
-Saladin
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Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
-Motto of all the kings of Israel.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Until further notice
"This is the Imperial Chinese Treasure Fleet! Every ship here is a state-of-the-art Treasure Ship! Why is everyone asking me about my junk?"
-Admiral (and Eunuch) of the Ming Dynasty, Zheng He
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"It's not like they've got elephants or something."
-Roman generals, during battle, after the whole Hannibal thing.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
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"What? I'm not in the Navy, it's that guy from the next Millenium, I serve Cao Cao."
Zhang He, of Dynasty Warriors fame.
edited 4th Nov '14 5:31:08 AM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
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Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
I think we've had it before but:
"I'm on a boat! on a boat! on a motherfucking boat!" -
The Prophet Noah.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
"Rock Monsters!"
-Once again, Noah.
"Shabat Shalom, motherfucker. - Noah upon closing the seas against the Egyptians.
(I may have made that joke before but there it is again)
"All you Fascists bound to lose."
"F**k this noise. I'm having some bacon-wrapped scallops." - Moshe Dayan
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.