- Awesome Ego: And fraggin' proud of it!
- Bowdlerize: Can ya believe that in Super-Dweeb's cartoon, instead of "Bastiches", I say "Geekwads"!
- Cant Unhear It: A lot of you dweebs have said that after watching that series with Supes and all those mini-bastiches trying to stop the Light, or playing that game where Supes goes fraggin' crazy and Bats has to pull another Justice League over to stop him, you hear the Main Man's glorious voice as some punks named Brad Garrett and David Sobolov.
- Crazy Awesome: The Main Man has been known to be so wild that many of you think he's cool.
- Crosses the Line Twice: What line? Bub, my violence is so over the top it goes from disturbing to hilarious. And even when it's still disturbing, I'll just jack it up a notch.
- Dork Age: That time I looked like that Edward bastich and started claiming the real me was a fake. Which would be right now.
- Internet Backdraft/They Changed Me, Now I Suck: Ma new design for the New 52 ain't goin' over too well with everybody. Even I don't like it! Where's Warner Bros.? I want to frag 'em now!
- Older Than They Think: As the main page pointed out, people will assume that I'm a parody of the Nineties Anti-Hero like that merc that won't shut his fraggin' face, but I predate the what everyon' sees is the start of The Dark Age of Comic Books by about 3 years.
- The Scrappy: That nancy boy New 52 bastich who has the gut to claim he's the real me has gotten a lot of flak, and rightfully so! That guy's a freaking pussy compared to me! T' add insult t'injury, he actually beheads me!