- Awesome Ego: And fraggin' proud of it!
- Bowdlerize: Can ya believe that in Super-Dweeb's cartoon, instead of "Bastiches", I say "Geekwads"!
- Crazy Awesome: The Main Man has been known to be so wild that many of you think he's cool.
- Crosses the Line Twice: What line? Bub, my violence is so over the top it goes from disturbing to hilarious. And even when it's still disturbing, I'll just jack it up a notch.
- Dork Age: That time I looked like that Edward bastich and started claiming the real me was a fake. Which would be right now.
- Internet Backdraft/They Changed Me, Now I Suck: Ma new design for the New 52 ain't goin' over too well with everybody. Even I don't like it! Where's Warner Bros.? I want to frag 'em now!
- Older Than They Think: As the main page pointed out, people will assume that I'm a parody of the Nineties Anti-Hero like that merc that won't shut his fraggin' face, but I predate the what everyon' sees is the start of The Dark Age of Comic Books by about 3 years.
- The Scrappy: That nancy boy New 52 bastich who has the gut to claim he's the real me has gotten a lot of flak, and rightfully so! That guy's a freaking pussy compared to me! T' add insult t'injury, he actually beheads me!