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* AwesomeEgo: And fraggin' proud of it!
* {{Bowdlerize}}: Can ya believe that in [[WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries Super-Dweeb's cartoon]], instead of "Bastiches", I say "Geekwads"!
* CantUnhearIt: A lot of you dweebs have said that after watching [[WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries that series with Supes]], [[WebAnimation/LoboWebseries the only good show about me]] and [[WesternAnimation/YoungJustice all those mini-bastiches trying to stop the Light]], or playing [[VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs that game where Supes goes fraggin' crazy and Bats has to pull another Justice League over to stop him]], you hear the Main Man's glorious voice as some punks named Creator/BradGarrett, Creator/KevinMichaelRichardson and Creator/DavidSobolov.
* CrazyAwesome: The Main Man has been known to be so wild that many of you think he's cool.
* CrossesTheLineTwice: What line? Bub, my violence is so over the top it goes from disturbing to hilarious. And even when it's still disturbing, I'll just jack it up a notch.
* DorkAge: [[ComicBook/{{New52}} That time]] I looked like that [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward]] bastich and started claiming the real me was a fake.
* InternetBackdraft/[[TheyChangedItNowItSucks They Changed Me, Now I Suck]]: Ma new design for the ''ComicBook/{{New 52}}'' ain't goin' over too well with everybody. Even I don't like it! Where's Warner Bros.? I want to frag 'em now!
* MisaimedFandom: Some 'a you dweebs think I'm supposed to be taken seriously; like I'm just that stinkin' [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} skunk bear]] but better. An' I am better, but I'm also mockin' the fanboys who think that sorta fraggin' business is "badass."
* OlderThanTheyThink: As the main page pointed out, people will assume that I'm a parody of the NinetiesAntiHero like that [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} merc that won't shut his fraggin' face]], and I am but I predate the what everyon' sees is the start of UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks by about 3 years. Thought when I appeared then I was just another brightly colored Bastich no-name dweeb. It wasn't until after the Dark Age set in that the Main Man was given the personality you all know and envy.
* TheScrappy: That nancy boy ComicBook/{{New 52}} bastich who has the gut to claim he's the real me has gotten a lot of flak, and rightfully so! That guy's a freaking pussy compared to me! T' add insult t'injury, he actually beheads me!
** TakeThatScrappy: That asshole [[NoodleIncident somehow, somewhere got shrinked down by Brainiac]] and when that wuss Guy Gardner [[http://cbr1.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/faux-lobo-1.jpg?auto=format&lossless=1&q=40&w=864&h=775&fit=crop tried to free him]] my old buddy Hal Jordan [[http://cbr1.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/faux-lobo-2.jpg?auto=format&lossless=1&q=40&w=864&h=547&fit=crop stopped him from doing that]]. Good one man! 'Still hope I get a turn later.
* TrueNeutral: The Main Man isn't some [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Barmands & Bastiches']] playin' dweeb. That being said, I have to admit I fit the profile on this here alignment chart. I enjoy a bit of chaos but The Main Man's word is his bond. Good or bad, I'll hunt anyone down if the price is right. That sets me right in the middle a' things. Just 'da way I like it when a fight breaks out.
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