Webcomic / pictures for sad children


"whatever happens you guys will do great-ish things, probably. unless you don't, like most people. but you will be doing it together. unless you get divorced."
Gary describes the toast he wants to give at his brother's wedding

pictures for sad children was a webcomic by Merry Gravesnote , until the author removed all comics from the website and forfeited on her kickstarter on February 27 2014.

The comic featured a minimalist style of art, humor, and grammar. Originally, the comic also featured character-driven stories about a ghost and some other people.

The two main characters were Paul and Gary, although sometimes the comic would follow the other minor characters for a little bit. Paul, who was a ghost, who was wearing a bedsheet, died just before the first strip. He wore the bed sheet to look ghosty of course. He hated everything and didn't care. Gary was a grad student who worked at a call center that took the overflow of Indian help lines. People called him and hilarity ensued.

After 226 pages, the story of Paul and Gary came to a very abrupt and inconclusive end. After that, the comic continued as an unconnected series of surreal one-shots with occasional story arcs but none as long as the big one.

The world of Pictures For Sad Children was cynical. Most of the characters were depressed even though they knew that they had no real problems. The main characters also resigned themselves to a life of unfulfilled dreams and crushing meaningless jobs. There were many magic realist elements to the world as well, like an ipod that played you your regrets, a family that had the powers of Jesus, and passive-aggressive post-it notes that seemingly came from no one.

In March 2014, the author suffered a mental and emotional breakdown, tore down her entire webcomic page, and burned the unshipped books (encapsulated dead wasps and all) that she promised to her Kickstarter backers. In May of that year, Max Temkin (of Cards Against Humanity fame) managed to get and ship out all of the originally promised books.

This webcomic provides examples of:

  • Crapsack World: It's not after the end or anything, everybody is just kind of bored and unfulfilled. Also, gravity is just because atoms get lonely too.
  • Death Is Cheap: Best shown through Paul, who is killed by a car hitting him and simply becomes a ghost, and otherwise continues to live his day-to-day (un)life unchanged. Then when his time of haunting is up he is forced into hell but ends up escaping it very easily.
  • Deus Angst Machina: One strip features "impossibly tragic grandma", whose tragic backstory combines multiple mutually exclusive tragedies and historical events.
  • Embarrassed by a Child: Played for surreal black comedy in one comic. A child points out a man on the street who has a large misshapen head and sharp teeth. The kid's mom just says not to stare at him. The man kills and eats a person right there in public and the mom insists the child continue ignoring him.
  • Episode on a Plane: "we are all going down together" is a guest strip where Paul gets annoyed with passengers on his flight and simply throws himself out of the emergency exit. A particularly stupid passenger is inspired by Paul (who is a ghost and will emerge from the fall unscathed) and his lack of hesitation and jumps as well. To his death, obviously.
  • Hell: Apparently it is a hotel in Latin America. Underwhelmingly, the ironic punishments are pretty lax; the worst part is that the wi-fi is slow and you have to pay for it.
  • Imagine Spot: Gary imagines his horrifically unfulfilling future with a girl.
  • Running Gag: A character calls for help and reaches Gary instead of who they're calling.
  • Self-Deprecation: One comic's alt text is Graves insulting her own comic.
    i can almost see something mediocre. it says pictures... of small children??
  • Suddenly Ethnicity: Everybody is normally drawn as an identical stick figure, so this pretty much happens by default. Paul (who is a ghost) is revealed to be Chinese upon removing his bedsheet to wash it, while Gary's ethnicity is "brown. ish." The latter is lampshaded with a comment from Gary daring Paul to guess what his ethnicity is.
  • Talkative Loon: One strip has a bird-man and his bird-son journey across the world to glean wisdom from a gigantic hermit in the mountains, but he turns out to be completely incoherent and rambling about folk music EPs when they find him.
    lacking the hazy hooks of their debut, a pleasing middle ground between lo-fi and club, this folk ep will be making year end lists for the east coast shitgaze tropicalia no wave dubstep sxsw bedroom split single
  • Writing About Your Crime: A serial killer discovers that he's the subject of a media firestorm, so he takes advantage by writing a book about his killings. It's a non-fiction, self-help book, encouraging readers to follow in his footsteps. The media thinks he just wrote it as an elaborate prank, but he's quick to point out that he's completely serious.