Ed Rooney is actually a CIA agent.Back in the day, in England and Russia, occasionally government agents would pose as teachers at schools to keep an eye out for students who seemed to have a natural talent for cloak-and-dagger stuff. After graduation or during college, said student would usually be approached with a job offer (Or So I Heard). That's why Ed Rooney is such a hardass: He knows that the more he enforces rules, the more students like Ferris will rebel. As a result of his rulemeistering, Ferris is a vehicular expert/computer whiz/electrician.
The Bueller Club TheoryCameron is hallucinating Ferris' existence. He is driving his father's car and wrecking havoc throughout the city with the girl he's fond of, all the while being chased by imaginary cartoonish authority figures.
The Bueller Club Theory is correct...but Cameron is a hypochondriac, homeless orphan who goes to the same school as Ferris and Sloane, but thinks he is sick all the time. One day he sees the Ferrari and on an impulse steals it, prompting the day of joyriding we see in the movie. He does crash the car, and his resolution at the end to own up to it is really his resolution to own up to stealing the car and get help from social workers. The entire movie is his fantasy.
Everyone exists and the events more-or-less happened, BUT...Bueller is an Unreliable Narrator and the events that show up onscreen are his version, greatly exagerrated in the retelling. They never had the entire city of Chicago paying attention to them, just a few people; they put a bad scratch in Cameron's dad's four-door Chevy Celebrity rather than wrecking a nonexistent vintage Ferrari, and so on.
The 'Bueller Club' theory is correct...but Ferris is the one hallucinatingRelated to the above WMG: Ferris is actually hallucinating or dreaming about a day where he can crash the Von Steuben Day parade—which happens in the fall—on the same day as a real baseball game that happened in June 1985. Not to mention:
Ferris Bueller is the Anti Christ.He was either Switched at Birth or deliberately adopted by his parents at the behest of a cult. As he entered adolescence, he charmed the entire student body at high school (note Grace's observation that they all consider him "one righteous dude"). Note his pet Rottweiler - a clear Hell Hound - and his ability to sow the seeds of gentle anarchy in his peers - Cameron is inspired to tell off his dad, Jeanie starts off resenting her brother's godlike influence but ultimately ends up helping him. Ed Rooney was recruited to stop him, due to his position as principal of said high school. Ferris sees the danger Rooney poses to him, but prefers to toy with him a bit - note how badly fate (and the Buellers' dog) bites Rooney in the end.
Ferris Bueller's Chicago is also the Gotham City of Batman Begins.And Ferris — a brilliant, manipulative, amoral trickster — grows up to become the Riddler. Or possibly even the Joker.
Ferris Bueller is an AU of Fight ClubSimilar to the first one, Cameron is the MC, and Ferris is the equivalent of Tyler Durden.
Ferris Bueller got bustedHis parents or someone else, watching the 6:00 news or reading the newspaper, saw Ferris catching the baseball or singing on the parade float. Ferris' little day off ends up torpedoing his reputation and costing him the countless things his parents spoiled him with.
Ferris Bueller goes to the same school as The Breakfast Club.Some of the school hallway scenes for FBDO were filmed at the same time as those for The Breakfast Club, and both movies are set in the fictional suburb of Shermer, Illinois. Not to mention the fact that both movies were written and directed by John Hughes. It's not that much of a stretch to think that the two films share a universe.note
Cameron is suicidal.While Cameron wants to die, he doesn't have the courage to commit suicide, and doesn't want to leave knowing people won't miss him. That's why he fakes a drowning attempt at the pool earlier in the film, to see if Ferris would get genuinely upset. Cameron is unusually happy when his dad's Ferrari crashes through the garage, because in his twisted mind, he believes his Dad will literally kill him. As such, Cameron will finally be off of this planet he hates so much, and Ferris will feel extreme survivor's guilt, and perhaps finally learn that actions have consequences. Again, this is using Cameron's twisted suicidal logic.
Everything happens on June 5, 1985The movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" was released on June 11, 1986. The ballgame then must have been filmed either real early in the 1986 season or sometime during 1985. Looking at game logs from those seasons, we see that there was no game in 1986 in which Lee Smith (#46) faced the Braves at Wrigley Field. There were four such games in '85, though Smith left the Braves hitless in one of those. Of the remaining three games, it isn't hard to find the game we're looking for. (I stole this from http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Bueller-For-which-Cubs-game-did-Ferris-play-hoo?urn=mlb-318065)
Ferris Bueller grew up to be Jim McAllister from Election.After people finally caught on to what a Manipulative Bastard Ferris really was, he changed his name and fled. After earning his teaching degree, he started his life anew, thinking he had gotten away scot-free. But karma caught up with Ferris, and he's finally having to pay for all the sins of his youth.
The Universe loves FerrisFrom his birth, all of existence has coddled Ferris. There's still free will for other people, which is why he doesn't have a car, but for the most part he gets what he wants, when he wants it. This is why everything works out for him so improbably, and why he's such a Jerkass: He's been given what he wants since birth, and never really missed anything: He got what he wanted, when he wanted it. He didn't have a car, sure, but when he really wanted one? He got a vintage Ferrari.
Ferris was either whacked or hired by Abe FrohmanFrohman's "Sausage King of Chicago" reputation is his cover/money laundering scheme to hide the fact that he's a high-level mobster. (A mobster? In Chicago? Impossible!) Either he's humiliated by Ferris and has him eliminated (possibly with Rooney's help), or he's impressed by Ferris' inventive thinking and brings him into the organization.
Ferris is not the bad guy or an illusion or the Anti-Christ or any of those things he is just tired of two things: the same routine every day and the suffering of his best friend.Nuff said.
Ferris is a Time Lord
Cameron's dad disconnected the reverse mechanism on the odometer so he would know if Cameron was joyriding.
The Fight Club theory is correct, but Cameron is the Tyler Durden.Ferris is the real one; Cameron is his imaginary alter-ego. Think about it: the whole plot of the movie depends on Ferris being this popular, suave, cool guy who has his parents wrapped around his little finger, who is beloved by his classmates, and who is dating the beautiful Sloane. Otherwise, the whole plot makes no sense. Why would Rooney be obsessed with busting a loser like Cameron? He wants to get Ferris, because he is setting a bad example for the other students, which only matters because Ferris is so popular with the other students. And why would Jeannie resent Cameron so much? If you had a brother like Cameron, you'd either pity him, or feel a sense of solidarity with him if you also felt unloved and neglected. Likewise, would Sloane really be so eager to ditch school and spend the whole day alone with some guy she wasn't dating, and wasn't really interested in dating? In other words, for Ferris to be the imaginary one, and Cameron the real one, the whole movie has to be a delusion. On the other hand, if Cameron is the imaginary one, the basic plot can be preserved. Additionally, consider this: Ferris is cool, suave, and totally self-confident. How can he be so confident? Simple: he takes all his self-doubt, all his fear, and shoves it into this imaginary alter-ego he calls Cameron, so that he doesn't have to feel it himself. Note that when Sloane kisses Cameron on the mouth right in front of Ferris, Ferris does not get jealous at all. Why? Because he wants Sloane to kiss Cameron; that's his fantasy. He wants to to be able to be vulnerable in front of Sloane; he wants to show her his true self, but he worries that she won't want him if he does. So he fantasizes about Sloane loving Cameron.
The original version, where Charlie Sheen's character is named, is the correct one.His character, called Garth Volbeck, was a friend of Ferris' in middle school. Ferris tried to help him, but failed, thus Volbeck turned to drugs. Ferris decided to help Cameron, and is trying to keep Cameron from ending up like Volbeck. Garth tells this to Jeanie in the police station, and how his family life was screwed up (like how his brother ate a bunch of artificial fruit just to see what it was like to have his stomach pumped).
Ferris Bueller is the Anthropomorphic Personification of "getting out of trouble".It started as a joke: some student got out of trouble, but by doing so, they did something illicit, and got caught. Instead of fessing up to the illicit activity, they made up "Ferris" who did something not illicit that helped them out. Rumor spread, and soon "Ferris" was being used by anyone who wanted to get out of something, but didn't want to get in trouble for it, and eventually "Ferris" became real because enough people spread rumors/started to believe in him. How "Ferris" became a Bueller is unclear, but my guess would be that Jeannie blew off the idea of "Ferris" being real, and pointed out that, if he was actually real, and related to anyone, they'd hate him. Somehow that turned into the rumor that Ferris was Jeannie's brother, and she hated him, and the universe complied. It's why Ferris is good at getting out of trouble/getting other people out of trouble, but he can't do everything, like get himself a car; his power is limited to avoiding getting in trouble, and getting the people he focuses on in trouble, not completely brainwashing people. At the end, when Cameron says he wants to take credit for the Ferrari, he's not just saying he will take credit; he's swearing an oath, and Ferris cannot get Cameron out of trouble for this.