about me
i'm clicking lots of buttons but my legs still look the sametropes about me
- Magnificent Bastard: according to The Friends
- Three Amigos: randy and ashley. i didn't ask for this.
- Cloudcuckoolander's Minder: to rest of The Friends
- an expert in Mainstream Obscurity
- unabashed Celeb Crush on Lord Byron, but i'll be the first one to admit he shouldn't be
- was just thinking about Dwight Frye and i made myself sad
- living proof of All Gays Love Theater except, uh, i'm not a boy
- Extreme Omnisexual
- Significant Birth Date: halloween, baby
- The Prima Donna
- I See Dead People
