This troper exhibits examples of:
- Awesome Anachronistic Apparel: This troper is very much at home in vintage shops.
- Blind Without 'Em: Astigmatism and nearsightedness have forced this troper to always wear glasses.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander
- Crazy-Prepared: This troper is obsessed with surviving the Zombie Apocalypse.
- Deadpan Snarker
- Fun T-Shirt: Too many to count. Not enough to be satisfied.
- Perma Stubble: This troper's genetics means he can't be clean-shaven for more than two days.
- Proud to Be a Geek
- Spot of Tea: This troper drinks ridiculous amounts of the stuff.