The number of characters that have had their actual names used can be counted on one hand.
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- Aldiytha: Aldi
- Alisaie: Alisis
- Alphinaud: Big Brother, Alphibro
- Ardbert: Stupidfool McUglydumb, Deadbert
- Arenvald: Arnold
- Aymeric: Captain Aymerica
- Biggs: Shrek
- Bismarck: Chicken Whale
- Branden: Shrek the Third
- Cid: Mr. President
- Cirilla: Dragon Mom
- The Confederacy: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
- The Crystal Exarc: The Candy Man
- Edmont Fortemps: Vincent Price
- Emet-Selch: Cruella de Vil
- Emmanellain de Fortemps: Stupid Idiot Failure; EmBOYllain
- Estinien: Dragon Batman; (Red armor), Batman Beyond; (Nidhogg) Batman Returns; Dragon ...man (Stormblood-era)]
- Feo Ul: Flamin' Hot Cheeto
- Fordola: Tyris Flare, Ford Corolla
- Ga Bu: Diddy Kong
- Garleans: Power Rangers
- The Gnath: Roach crabs
- Good King Moggle Mog: Giant Furby
- Gosetsu: Reinhardt, Prison Dad, Goemon
- Grynewaht: Eyebrows "The Manhammer" McStupidface
- Haermaga: Hermione
- Haurchefant: Chillbro
- Hegemone: Hegemommy
- Hephaistos: Hefunyuns, Hephaistopotamus, Hepheyestos, Hethighstos, Kit Fisto, Snake Pliskin, Thomas the Snake Engine
- Hien: Hanzo
- Hilda: Leather Mom
- Hraesvelgr: Camel Dragon
- Hydaelyn: Space Candy
- Ilberd: Moon Knight, MoonMoon Knight
- Krile: Baby Renamon, Babymon
- Merlwyb: Mayor, Admiral Tall Mom
- Minfilia: Mom
- Lakshmi: Snake Snack God Mom
- Leviathan: Super Sushi
- Louisoix: Luigi
- Lyonell: Lyonell Coin Bank
- Lyse: Punchy Punchy Girl, Louse, Lice
- Matoya: Grandmatoya
- Mayaru Moyaru: Mayor Mayonnaise
- Midgardsormr: Shenron
- Moenbryda: Thigh Mom
- Moogles: Balloon rats
- Nanamo ul Namo: Princess Babyqueen
- Nero: Red Ranger (in armor), David Bowie (out of armor)
- Omega: Beetleborg
- Papalymo: Papa Emo
- Phoenix Riser: Turboman
- Proto Carbuncle: Buff Buncle, Professional Gnarlyuncle, Protein Carbuncle
- Ramuh: Wizard Santa
- Ran'jit: Shang Tsung
- Ravana: General Grievous
- Raya-O-Senna: Horn Girl
- Red Kojin: The Foot Clan
- Runar: Catdaddy
- Ryne: Teen Mom
- Sadu Dotharl: Midnight Mom
- Shinryu: Destoroyah
- Sylphs: Cabbage Patch Kids
- Tataru: Dummystupid Facepants
- Thancred: Thancfriend, THICC THANC THE DANK TANK
- Thordan VII: Emo Pope
- Titan: The Rock
- Trachtoum: Shrek 2
- True Brothers of the Faith Leader: Priest Goblin Creep
- Tsukuyomi: Cruella de Vil
- Ultima Weapon: Megazord
- Urianger: Uncle Orange
- Emperor Varis: Mr. Shoulderpads, Skipper of Leg Day.
- Vidofnir: Dragon Tales
- Warriors of Darkness: Dumb Ugly Stupid Idiot Moron Team
- Wedge: Stupid Onion Hair.
- Yotsuyu: Stepmom
- Ysayle: Elsa
- Y'shtola: Sistola/Yifftola, Mommytoya
- Yugiri: Ninja Mom
- Zenos: L'Oreal, Garnier, TRESemme, Pantene
