Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion / Webcomics

Subverted Rhymes in webcomics.

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• From the alt text of this Dinosaur Comics: "it happens to me randomly / though when I force it you can see / it gets bad pretty quickly / and that's why rhyming is... difficult."

• In Freedom Force, there's a villain named Deja Vu, who clones himself and others and speaks in rhymes. When you defeat him, it combines this with Curse Cut Short and Killed Mid-Sentence.
  That's enough; I don't feel well.
  I fall down; You go to ugh...*collapses*
• Mixmax from Goblins traded away his ability to rhyme on purpose as part of his Min-Maxing, leading to an unusual rendition of "I'm a little teapot":
  I'm a little tepot, short and fat,
  Here is my handle, here is my spout
  When I get all steamed up, hear me whine
  Tip me over and pour me everywhere
• From Housepets!:
  Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  And so is this card
  Red, I mean
• Life Sketch: Every verse in Duck's song has one.
• From Nedroid, Beartato's Night Before Christmas pastiche:
  The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
  Except for Reginald's,
  And Beartato also forgot his.
• Just like Naruto has Killer Bee speaking in Rhymes on a Dime, the Spanish parody Raruto Sisepuede has "Kilbil" subverting them every time. Sometimes it seems to be a Last-Second Word Swap, but at times it's a midword swap without rhyme or reason. And pointing out that it doesn't rhyme seems to be his Berserk Button.
  • From the English translation of Sisepuede 21:
    Here, Kilbil's the name, and rappin' is my thrill.
    Just wait 'till you know me, I'm no run-of-the-...
    millionaire!
    Eight-tailed Yinchufriki^* Jinchuuriki, I'm all for having brass...
    If I drink Coke it's squicky 'cause it'll go right out my
    mentos!
• Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Strip 644:
  Roses are red,
  Violets are blue,
  Get the f*** off my lawn!
  • And of course there's strip 547, which provides examples of both Sublime Rhyme of "There once was a man from Nantucket" (if only in a forced way) and this Koan-like gem, under the pretense that rhymes can take the edge off bad news:
    There once was a man from...schmonnerhea
    You have AIDS. Ucket.

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