Sorting Algorithm of Deadness
Using the scientifically
Infallible power of the
Sorting Algorithm of Deadness, who do you think is the next in line for being brought back from the great Bus in the sky?
To use the Algorithm, simply add the Column's "Death Value", and divide by the number of applicable rows.
| Relative deadness factor | Deader Than Dead | Maybe Back Later | Be Back Soon | Death? What's That? |
| Death Value | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
| Cause of death | Irony, Bridge Drop, Overkill, Stuffed in the Fridge, Ret Gone | Redemption, Sacrifice, Bus Crash, Mortal Wound Reveal | No One Could Survive That, just plain killed in battle | Jumping |
| Audience Expectation | Anyone Can Die, Kill 'em All | Killed Off for Real, Tonight Someone Dies | Disney Death | Back from the Dead, Death Is Cheap, Nobody Can Die |
| Body Found? | Dead and Buried
Only Bits And Pieces | At The Morgue | Never Found, Frozen, Petrified | Left for Dead |
| Reaction | Montage, Bond One-Liner | He's Dead, Jim | It's Personal | Faux Death |
| Last Words | Crap, Killed Mid-Sentence, Carry on men, His Name Is... | Catch Phrase, Famous Last Words, Final Speech, Obi-Wan Moment | "Fly, you fools!" "Piece of cake" | "My Death Is Just the Beginning" |
| Characterization | Red Shirt, Loved One, Mauve Shirt | Recurring Character, C-List Fodder | Regular | Protagonist, Archvillain |
| When did they die? | 10+ years ago, Series Finale | 5-10 years ago | Same year | Same arc |
| "Died" and come back? | Not yet | Died once, but got better | Twice | I've lost count |
If the character hasn't died yet (but seems likely to), see
Sorting Algorithm of Mortality. All of this is trumped by the
First Law of Resurrection.
Currently,
Shirley from
Code Geass and
the real Caulder from
Advance Wars: Days of Ruin have scored 4, the highest possible. The latter is more notable by having 4 in
every category instead of getting the CLAMP bonus that the former got. No characters have got the lowest possible score of 1 yet, but
Davros and The Master are joint leaders in the death defying derby at 1.75, even beating
South Park's Kenny.
Baseline Example: The death of Superman.
- Cause: Heroic Sacrifice, so he's not coming back from that too quickly, or the sacrifice will be cheapened. 3.
- Genre: It's a comic book, so Death Is Cheap. 1.
- The Body: Deader Than Dead, a Pietà Plagiarism too for supes sake! So no chance of Faking the Dead. 4.
- Reaction: Really Dead Montage, uh-oh. 4.
- Characterization: Protagonist. 1.
- When did he die: Same year, so 2.
- Come Back?: This was a first, so 4.
- Average: So add it up... we get a pretty high score, 19! Since it's not a videogame, divide by 7, and we get... 19/7 = 2.7, meaning supes isn't coming back for at least a few months, maybe even years. In actuality the Death Of Superman happened in January 1993 and he came back some time before May 1994.
Now let's make a prediction with the recent death of Batman in Final Crisis.
- Cause: Heroic Sacrifice, give or take. 3.
- Genre: Comic book, so Death Is Cheap. 1.
- The Body: Dead and buried, but it's a little more complicated. Still, it's a 4.
- Reaction: He's Dead Clark, plus "Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader?" probably counts as a Really Dead Montage. 3.5.
- Last Words: "Try Me." 3.
- Characterization: It's The Goddamn Batman, people. 1.
- When did he die: Same year, so 2.
- Come Back?: This would be the first time, so 4.
- Average: 21.5/8= 2.7. A semi-high score, and DC seems to be sticking to this one for a while. Still, he'll definitely be back, likely before the end of 2010 at the latest.[[supersecretspoiler: CORRECT!]]
Note: This sub-page is for Tabletop Games examples only. Please ensure that you put new examples in the correct Sorting Algorithm Of Deadness sub-page.
Let's analyse the God-Emperor of Mankind from the Imperium's standpoint, shall we? (If anyone feels differently, feel free to correct).
- Cause of death? Death by irony-killed by Horus, his most trusted son/clone. 4
- Genre? Anyone can die. 4
- Body found? Stuck on the Golden Throne. 4
- Reaction? Well, considering how the Eccelsiarch preaches about him, this would substitue nicely as a Really Dead Montage. 4
- Last Words? None recorded. 4
- Characterisation? From the Imperium's point of view, a loved one. 4
- When did he die? Several millenias ago. 4
- Back from the dead? Well, let's be kind on techinicality and count being comatose and stuck on a chair as being 'back' from the dead. 3
- Algorithim result: 3.875. That Star Child legend had better be true, or humanity is screwed...
Now Let's do Leman Russ, missing Primarch of the Space Wolves. (This is done to evaluate the likeliness of him being dead).
- Cause of Death: Just missing, so...yea. N/A
- Genre: Anyone can die. 4
- Body: If he is dead, it still has not been found. 3
- Reaction: No body, no reaction to speak of. N/A
- Last Words: gave a great speech before his departure. 1
- Characterisation: Father of Space Wolves. 4
- When: Several Millenias ago (again). 4
- Back from the dead: N/A
- Algorithim score: 3.2 recurring. Slightly better than The Emperor, but still...
And, just for fun, let's try
Ciaphas Cain,
HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!
- Cause of Death: Died of old age after 200+ years of service. For Cain, that's irony. 4
- Genre: Anyone can die. 4
- Body: Buried with full military honors. 4
- Reaction: Hard to say. On the one hand, there's that military funeral. However, the Imperium seems to be treating it as a Faux Death. So... 2.5?
- Last Words: N/A
- When: At least several years before the "Cain Archive" was released. 3
- Back from the dead: After his first few disappearances, the Imperium just gave up and decided to leave him on the active duty roster. Forever. 1
Algorithm score: 3.083 recurring. Not good odds, but I'd bet on him before the Emperor.
Characterization: Protagonist of seven books and counting. 1
