everybody cat planet!
hey there everyone, it's cat planet! hell yeah we're a lil angel girl there's a caaat! oh well hello there mr. cat! thank you for welcoming me!
— raocow on this game!
cat planet is a freeware game by sylvie
available for download on the internet!
word of ceiling cat says that you are a human girl with wings, and the last of your kind, and you must collect all the cats on the cat planet cat planet cat planet! the controls are somewhat bizarre in that any key on the keyboard will allow you to take flight! holding 'up' will increase your altitude, and holding 'down' will decrease it! while you can die, there are no game overs! however, you can't save, so the game must be beaten in one go!
the game can be downloaded here!
the game also got a fansequel by the name of super cat planet, and that can be downloaded here!
not to be confused with cat planet cuties!
this planet contains cats of:
- all lowercase letters!
- However, the strange kitties in super cat planet prefer to use proper capitalization, which also applies to the 'boss' crow near the end of said game, and the Dark Angel at the end of the Bonus Dungeon.
- a winner is you!: good job!
- this also happens in the ending for super cat planet, and it's secret ending after the true boss fight, which is similar to the first game's ending!
- bladder of steel!
- averted in the fansequel, which has checkpoints and a saving sytem!
- cute kitties!
- darker and scarier!: literally becomes this after you open the gate by pressing both the switches!
- on super cat planet, this also applies to the bonus dungeon and a secret area in the canyon that's... best left unmentioned.
- deliberately monochrome!: cat village and underground jungle are like this!
- super cat planet, aside from a few colors here and there, is mostly monochrome, with the exception of the ending area, the the secret p-switch dungeon, and the warp hub!
- department of redundancy department!:
- factory! factory!! factory!!! factory!!!! factory!!!!!
- difficulty spike!: things get much harder and scarier once you reach the dark grey spiky area that you can access only if you hit both switches!
- eternal engine!: the factory level. to quote a cat from the game, "what does this factory make? nobody knows!"
- flip-screen scrolling!
- gotta talk to 'em all!
- graphics induced super deformed!
- jungle japes!: the jungle!
- lethal lava land!: you'll get hurt a lot there!
- madness mantra!: "cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet!" cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet!!!
- no name given!
- no plot, no problem!: find the cats! why? cat planet!
- one hit point wonder!: you are one of these, so be careful!
- overly long gag!: cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet!
- our angels are different!
- respawn point!: the beginning of the same room you died in!
- however, super cat planet provides more straightforward checkpoints, so make sure to touch one of you can!
- ridiculously cute critter!: the angel and kitties!
- shout out!: some solid blocks look like the ! blocks from super mario world! there's also firebar and podoboo-lookalikes!
- spiky balls of doom!: they're everywhere! there's the little static ones that are mostly found in the jungle, and the ones in the factory that move around!
- super cat planet adds an additional red/blue toggle system to the spiky balls and floaty saws, as well as shooty pollen in the flowers!
- "Why did they add that red/blue switch? It just complicates things."
- super cat planet adds an additional red/blue toggle system to the spiky balls and floaty saws, as well as shooty pollen in the flowers!
- pointy spikes of doom!: these appear in the final area with those spooky crows!
- there's also the fansequel's very tough bonus dungeon!
- really fast and hard to read text!: the credits!
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