In response to Tom and Jerry singing about being friends, Critic says that they're "dead" and proceeds to do a parody of the "Alas, Poor Yorick" soliloquy from Hamlet, scored with the theme from Kenneth Branagh's film adaptation.
Critic compared Ferdinand's voice to that of Gollum.
Sophisticated as Hell: At the end of Critic's dramatic speech, he pauses for a moment before saying "Shitfuckers".
Spit Take: Deliberately set up with watermelon and wine.
Your Head A Splode: The Critic shoots Puggsy's, Captain Kiddie's, and Squawks's heads off.