''This game made me realize that the plot of many Mario games can be enlivened somewhat by assuming that "cake" is the Mushroom Kingdom word for "sex". The Princess invites Mario over for some... "cake", but Bowser kidnaps her so she can make some... "cake" for him instead. (Only now he's five hundred feet tall and emperor of the universe, so she'd better make sure her... "cake" is spread quite wide."
"Soon the primal fire began to burn in Lady Hookstraten's body. Her hips twitched and trembled as each...fireball from Oliver's powerful cannon erupted like molten lava into the quivering mouth of her ever-fluttering love purse."
— Steve Martin, The Lonely Guy
— Grignr, The Eye of Argon
Birger: Can I say dick in here?... Hello! Is one allowed to dick in here?!
Behind the scenery: No!
Birger: No? Well... Then I say synthesizer instead!
— Birgers unintended joke, in Bakhalt
"Sometimes I ride the goat while swabbing the deck, and that is not a euphemism for anything."
— Sealand, Axis Powers Hetalia
"This froopin' WHOMPS!"
— T.J. Detweiler, Recess
Finn: I'm gonna go MAN-HANDLE THOSE GUYS' BANANDLES!
Jake: (beat) What?
— Adventure Time, "Conquest of Cuteness"
(Hugo has just told his father he's in love with Alice.)
Geraldine: So what did he say?
Hugo: Well, I can't tell you what he actually said because, because you're the vicar. But let's say a certain word is represented by another word that, that sounds a little like that word, like, uh... like... "duck," for instance.
Hugo: He asked me what the duck I was playing at. He said he didn't give a flying duck if I ducking loved Alice ducking Tinker, and if I ducking kissed her again, he'd make sure that I was well and truly ducked.
Geraldine: Well, duck me.
— The Vicar of Dibley, "Engagement"
Tsunade: (Consulting Anko on her accidental pregancy, which she's been insisting is just the flu.) "You don't have to stay sick with the flu."
Anko: "I said not to say it. I'm …fine."
Tsunade: " Hiashi doesn't rule you, nor does he make decisions for you."
Anko: "I know that. But it's my flu, and I'm …fine."
Tsunade: "Are you going to let him have any say in this flu? Help raise the flu bug or anything?"
Anko: "That's the silliest thing I ever heard. Raise a flu bug? Don't you think you're carrying this a bit far?"
(Joel just discovered Craig and Rya (a robot) have had sex.)
Joel: "Holy crap! You weren't supposed to...count the sheep with her."
Phil: "You call sex 'counting the sheep'?"
Joel: "I call everything that. Including people. Sheep."
"I just got such a thrill out of it because it's always been a fantasy of mine to go camping with two men. So I said it was my Jules et Jim" fantasy".
— Dana Delany quoted in Dana Delany on "Jules et Jim"