History Quotes / UnusualEuphemism

31st Aug '16 6:06:23 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Grignr''', ''TheEyeOfArgon''

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-->-- '''Grignr''', ''TheEyeOfArgon''
''Literature/TheEyeOfArgon''
30th Apr '16 5:31:03 PM AtticusOmundson
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->''"I apprehended the accused and advised him of his rights. He replied, 'Why don't you ram it up your pimhole, you fusking clothprunker.'"''
-->-- ''Series/ABitOfFryAndLaurie''
13th Apr '16 8:22:20 PM alliterator
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->'''Paula:''' Cookie, I am all for you getting your butterfly smashed.\\
'''Rebecca:''' Listen, ''nobody'' is smashing my butterfly.\\
[jump cut to:]\\
'''Rebecca:''' Do it, Greg, smash my butterfly!\\
'''Greg:''' What?
-->--"Why Is Josh in a Bad Mood?", ''Series/CrazyExGirlfriend''
9th Mar '16 9:53:52 PM MsAnarchy
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->"After some silent voting, we decided that Davis Mipper was definitely the worst artist, so we drained all of his vein paint and spread it on the wall with our fingers. But I wasn’t satisfied with just that garish red, so we ground up his bones and made it into a really pretty pastel pink."
-->--'''Hailey Solomanari''', ''Podcast/KakosIndustries''
30th Jan '16 1:14:30 PM HeraldAlberich
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-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''SuperMarioGalaxy2''

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-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''SuperMarioGalaxy2''
''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2''
9th Sep '15 7:57:36 AM StFan
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->'''Laura:''' And now it’s time to play the recurring ''BatmanOdyssey'' game that I like to call Decipher This Series of Words: “BLAST YOU BOY, you scared the string out of my knees!” ...I just Googled the phrase “scared the string out of my knees,” and it appears no one has ever said it outside of this comic, right now. Oh wait, I stand corrected: It was also used one time in Volume 1 [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs when Batman dropped LSD.]]\\
'''David''': It is literally not a figure of speech.

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->'''Laura:''' And now it’s it's time to play the recurring ''BatmanOdyssey'' ''ComicBook/BatmanOdyssey'' game that I like to call Decipher This Series of Words: “BLAST "BLAST YOU BOY, you scared the string out of my knees!” ...knees!" ...I just Googled the phrase “scared "scared the string out of my knees,” knees," and it appears no one has ever said it outside of this comic, right now. Oh wait, I stand corrected: It was also used one time in Volume 1 [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs when Batman dropped LSD.]]\\
'''David''': '''David:''' It is literally not a figure of speech.
12th Jun '15 2:48:37 AM MachRider1985
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->'''Shinji''':''“Do you think we’ll be able to keep it quiet enough in here? The walls are thicker than at home, but not soundproof.”''\\
'''Asuka''':''“I’m very well motivated to be quiet right now, Shinji, because I really want this to happen. Now get your ‘Positron Rifle’ into ‘firing position’, quickly.”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“You say the most sensual things, liebchen,”''\\
'''Asuka''':''“Shut up and kiss me.”''
-->--''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', ''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-34#post-2320751 chapter 5]]''
7th Jun '15 10:43:25 AM intastiel
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->Anything can be charming with the right choice of words.
->'''Woman:''' Oop! I've had a few too many whiskeys. Time to play mama bird to the toilet!
-->-- [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3760 Life tips]] from ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal''
21st Jun '14 8:01:19 PM johnnyfog
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->''This game made me realize that the plot of many Mario games can be enlivened somewhat by assuming that "cake" is the Mushroom Kingdom word for "sex". The Princess invites Mario over for some... "cake", but Bowser kidnaps her so she can make some... "cake" for him instead. (Only now he's five hundred feet tall and emperor of the universe, so she'd better make sure her... "cake" is spread quite wide."

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->''This game made me realize that the plot of many Mario games can be enlivened somewhat by assuming that "cake" 'cake' is the Mushroom Kingdom word for "sex".'sex'. The Princess invites Mario over for some... "cake", 'cake', but Bowser kidnaps her so she can make some... "cake" 'cake' for him him, instead. (Only now he's five hundred feet tall and emperor of the universe, so she'd better make sure her... "cake" 'cake' [[GagPenis is spread quite wide."]]"


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->'''Laura:''' And now it’s time to play the recurring ''BatmanOdyssey'' game that I like to call Decipher This Series of Words: “BLAST YOU BOY, you scared the string out of my knees!” ...I just Googled the phrase “scared the string out of my knees,” and it appears no one has ever said it outside of this comic, right now. Oh wait, I stand corrected: It was also used one time in Volume 1 [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs when Batman dropped LSD.]]\\
'''David''': It is literally not a figure of speech.
-->--'''Laura Hudson''' and '''David Wolfkin''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-odyssey/ "The Complete and Utter Insanity of 'Batman: Odyssey'"]]
12th Apr '14 12:24:19 AM feral
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->'''Tsunade:''' ''(Consulting Anko on her accidental pregancy, which she's been insisting is just the flu.)'' "You don't have to stay sick with the flu." \\

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->'''Tsunade:''' ''(Consulting Anko on her accidental pregancy, pregnancy, which she's been insisting is just the flu.)'' "You don't have to stay sick with the flu." \\
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