History Quotes / UnusualEuphemism

30th Jan '16 1:14:30 PM HeraldAlberich
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-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''SuperMarioGalaxy2''
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-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''SuperMarioGalaxy2'' ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2''
9th Sep '15 7:57:36 AM StFan
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->'''Laura:''' And now it’s time to play the recurring ''BatmanOdyssey'' game that I like to call Decipher This Series of Words: “BLAST YOU BOY, you scared the string out of my knees!” ...I just Googled the phrase “scared the string out of my knees,” and it appears no one has ever said it outside of this comic, right now. Oh wait, I stand corrected: It was also used one time in Volume 1 [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs when Batman dropped LSD.]]\\ '''David''': It is literally not a figure of speech.
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->'''Laura:''' And now it’s it's time to play the recurring ''BatmanOdyssey'' ''ComicBook/BatmanOdyssey'' game that I like to call Decipher This Series of Words: “BLAST "BLAST YOU BOY, you scared the string out of my knees!” ...knees!" ...I just Googled the phrase “scared "scared the string out of my knees,” knees," and it appears no one has ever said it outside of this comic, right now. Oh wait, I stand corrected: It was also used one time in Volume 1 [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs when Batman dropped LSD.]]\\ '''David''': '''David:''' It is literally not a figure of speech.
12th Jun '15 2:48:37 AM MachRider1985
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->'''Shinji''':''“Do you think we’ll be able to keep it quiet enough in here? The walls are thicker than at home, but not soundproof.”''\\ '''Asuka''':''“I’m very well motivated to be quiet right now, Shinji, because I really want this to happen. Now get your ‘Positron Rifle’ into ‘firing position’, quickly.”''\\ '''Shinji''':''“You say the most sensual things, liebchen,”''\\ '''Asuka''':''“Shut up and kiss me.”'' -->--''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', ''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-34#post-2320751 chapter 5]]''
7th Jun '15 10:43:25 AM intastiel
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->Anything can be charming with the right choice of words. ->'''Woman:''' Oop! I've had a few too many whiskeys. Time to play mama bird to the toilet! -->-- [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3760 Life tips]] from ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal''
21st Jun '14 8:01:19 PM johnnyfog
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->''This game made me realize that the plot of many Mario games can be enlivened somewhat by assuming that "cake" is the Mushroom Kingdom word for "sex". The Princess invites Mario over for some... "cake", but Bowser kidnaps her so she can make some... "cake" for him instead. (Only now he's five hundred feet tall and emperor of the universe, so she'd better make sure her... "cake" is spread quite wide."
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->''This game made me realize that the plot of many Mario games can be enlivened somewhat by assuming that "cake" 'cake' is the Mushroom Kingdom word for "sex".'sex'. The Princess invites Mario over for some... "cake", 'cake', but Bowser kidnaps her so she can make some... "cake" 'cake' for him him, instead. (Only now he's five hundred feet tall and emperor of the universe, so she'd better make sure her... "cake" 'cake' [[GagPenis is spread quite wide."]]"

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->''This ->'''Laura:''' And now it’s time to play the recurring ''BatmanOdyssey'' game made me realize that I like to call Decipher This Series of Words: “BLAST YOU BOY, you scared the plot string out of many Mario games can be enlivened somewhat by assuming that "cake" is my knees!” ...I just Googled the Mushroom Kingdom word for "sex". The Princess invites Mario over for some... "cake", but Bowser kidnaps her so she can make some... "cake" for him instead. (Only now he's five hundred feet tall phrase “scared the string out of my knees,” and emperor it appears no one has ever said it outside of the universe, so she'd better make sure her... "cake" this comic, right now. Oh wait, I stand corrected: It was also used one time in Volume 1 [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs when Batman dropped LSD.]]\\ '''David''': It is spread quite wide."literally not a figure of speech. -->--'''Laura Hudson''' and '''David Wolfkin''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-odyssey/ "The Complete and Utter Insanity of 'Batman: Odyssey'"]]
12th Apr '14 12:24:19 AM feral
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->'''Tsunade:''' ''(Consulting Anko on her accidental pregancy, which she's been insisting is just the flu.)'' "You don't have to stay sick with the flu." \\
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->'''Tsunade:''' ''(Consulting Anko on her accidental pregancy, pregnancy, which she's been insisting is just the flu.)'' "You don't have to stay sick with the flu." \\
25th Aug '13 11:21:23 AM Elmo3000
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->"''What the poop is 'RT'?''" --> -- '''[[Blog/{{Bronyism}} Trollvorlord]]''''s Twitter
23rd Aug '13 12:25:32 AM johnnyfog
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->''"We are fast approaching a point where ordering a sandwich at a deli will land you in prison."'' -->-- '''Tycho Brahe''' (the comic character, not the astronomer), Webcomic/PennyArcade
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->''"We are fast approaching a point where ordering a sandwich at a deli will land you in prison."'' ->''This game made me realize that the plot of many Mario games can be enlivened somewhat by assuming that "cake" is the Mushroom Kingdom word for "sex". The Princess invites Mario over for some... "cake", but Bowser kidnaps her so she can make some... "cake" for him instead. (Only now he's five hundred feet tall and emperor of the universe, so she'd better make sure her... "cake" is spread quite wide." -->-- '''Tycho Brahe''' (the comic character, not the astronomer), Webcomic/PennyArcade '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''SuperMarioGalaxy2''
23rd Aug '13 12:23:56 AM johnnyfog
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->''"I just got such a thrill out of it because it's always been a fantasy of mine to go camping [[ThreeWaySex with two men]]. So I said it was my Jules et Jim" fantasy"''.
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->''"I ->"I just got such a thrill out of it because it's always been a fantasy of mine to go camping [[ThreeWaySex with two men]]. So I said it was my Jules et Jim" fantasy"''.fantasy".
26th Jun '13 8:24:00 AM ChesterPolarbear
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-->-- Dana Delany quoted in ''[[http:tv.co.nz/dana-delany-jules-et-jim-2732749 quoted in]] ''Dana Delany on "Jules et Jim"''
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-->-- Dana Delany quoted in ''[[http:tv.[[http:tv.co.nz/dana-delany-jules-et-jim-2732749 quoted in]] ''Dana Delany on "Jules et Jim"''
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