Quotes / Unus Annus

Hey now, don't try it at home
Hey now, don't try it, don't you dare try it
You might die if you do this at home

Oh, here's the bridge, whoa
Don't try it
Don't do the thing that we're about to do

Oh, don't try this
at all, or you'll die if
you try this thing at home!

Oh! It's a key change!
Oh! It's a key change!
Oh! It's the Disclaimer Song!

Don't try this at home
If you do, you might die
This is our disclaimer to you, hey
Don't be that guy!

Just watch us do the thing you want to
doooooooooooooo
Be safe for me, but be safe
for YOU...

— The Disclaimer Song ("DIY Bungee Jump")

Quinn: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Ethan: No-no-no-no-no, two idiots!

— "We Attempt an Escape Room"

Ethan: How dangerous is this game?
Mark, Well, at one point Caleb was pissing blood.
Ethan: PISSING BLOOD?!?
Mark: Yeah. (beat) Not a lot.

— "Nutball: The Most Dangerous Game"

Mark: Oranges are apples' natural predators.
Ethan: [chokes on his drink]
Mark: You okay, man?
Ethan: [laughing hysterically] That's the funniest thing you've ever said!

— "Mark and Ethan Share a Drink"

Mark: Hey Siri, call us "Daddy."
Siri: ...I don't see a father in your contacts. What's your father's first and last name?
Mark and Ethan: (barely-contained hysterics)
Mark: Well, about that!

— "We Recreate Every Unus Annus Video"

"See you on the other side."

— Mark and Ethan, right before they deleted the Unus Annus YouTube channel ("Goodbye.")

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