Quotes / Unknown Rival

He says he knows me
But I don't know that guy
He's waving at me
But he looks kind of mad
They Might Be Giants, "Bastard Wants to Hit Me"

Lanipator claims I have animosity
You know what I think? Who the hell is he?

Optimus Prime: Megatron?!
Megatron: Ah, then you do remember my name. Pity I can't remember yours.
Transformers Animated, "Transwarped"

Jeff: Black Rider! It's Jeff Winger. I'm sure you've heard of me by now.
Black Rider: No.
Jeff: He's lying!
Community, "Fistful of Paintballs"

Ah yes, my old friend
You are a master of this game
The hidden blade when you pretend
That you don't even know my name
Well played
Nemeses by Jonathan Coulton

It's a big game though, England/Germany, a big game. For England. Germany usually has some bigger games still to go.
—Henning Wehn on The World Cup, The Now Show.

Control Freak: Well, if it isn't my old arch-nemeses, the Teen Titans!
Beast Boy: Uh... yeah... (to Cyborg) Who's this guy? (Cyborg shrugs)
Teen Titans, Fear Itself

Lance: Who am I? The name's Lance... We were in the same class at the Garrison.
Keith: Really? Are you, uh, an engineer?
Lance: No, I'm a pilot! We were, like, rivals! Y'know, Lance and Keith, neck and neck...
Keith: Oh, wait, I remember you. You're a cargo pilot.

Rebel: So whattaya say we just finish this off with one final dance?
Kara Zor-El: Don't you get it, Rebel? You're not important! You never were! You were just — something to do! Something for Supergirl and me to bounce off of for a while until people and events of real consequence came along!

Is it possible you've already forgotten me, Superman? What a shame For as you can see, I haven't forgotten you!
— One-time villain Protector to Superman, Krypton No More

Russ Cargill: Homer Simpson!
Homer (to Cargill): So, we meet at least, whoever you are!.

Skipper: Who are you?
Dave: The humans know me as Doctor Octavius Brine, renowned geneticist, cheese enthusiast, and frequent donor to NPR pledge drives... but you know me by a different, much older name. A name perhaps you hoped you'd never hear again. A PHANTOM! A shadow of a former life! I... AM... Dave!.
Skipper: Kowalski?
Kowalski: Sorry sir, no clue.
Dave: Dave!
Skipper: Dave?
Kowalski: Dave?
Dave: Dave!
Private (smiling): Dave!
Dave: Da-VUH!
Rico: Bleh.