Richie: What's in this?!
Richie: Drambuie?! Oooh hoo-hoo ooooh!
Richie: [taking a whiff] Jesus! How are you alive?!
"I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk."
—Leonard Cohen, "That Don't Make It Junk"
"S/he needs alcohol to get through the working day."
"Alcohol is one of mankind's friends. Can I abandon a friend?"
—Yang Wen-Li, Legend of Galactic Heroes
"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. 'Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic.' 'Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus.' One of those two doesn’t sound right."
As we did not break for lunch until noon, Graham would get a bit edgy around eleven o'clock. On the third day, he muttered in my ear, "I have a flask. Dare I...?" Since Gorbachev was currently engaged in his doomed battle against vodka, I said we must show solidarity in public. "But why not drop a paper on the floor, reach down for it, and take a swig?" He shook his head sadly: "I might not come back up again."
—Gore Vidal, "Gods and Greens"
“It usually takes two liters of vodka just to make me feel warm inside.”
Estate executor: Next, to my alcoholic brother...
Hedge: Hey, I don't want no boot to the head!
Estate executor: To dear Hedge, who has never worked a day in his drunken life...
Hedge: I'm covering up my head! (takes cover)
Estate executor: ...I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey...
Hedge: (raises head) ...really?
Estate executor: And a boot to the head!
"To alcohol—the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"
"DRINK MORE BEER"
— Starstruck, Bronyism And Bronies Germany
Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health...
—Bare Naked Ladies, "Alcohol"
God, I'd give anything for a drink...my goddamn soul, for just a glass of beer...
—Jack Torrance, The Shining
"An alcoholic is someone who can violate his standards quicker than he can lower them."
"99 bottles of vodka on the wall! 99 bottles of vodkaaaa! Shoopity doopity doopity doop!"
"I'm scared if I stop drinking all at once, the cumulative hangover will literally kill me."
"It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy."
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones
"I must drink beer. Beer is the mind killer. Beer brings the hangover that causes total obliteration. I will scull my beer. I will let it pass through me, till only urine remains!"
— Captain Proton and the Planet of Lesbians
"Have some whiskey, honey! Makes ya feel better!"
— Mother Grandma, from Liam Kyle Sullivan's "Kelly" shorts