Richie: What's in this?!
Richie: Drambuie?! Oooh hoo-hoo ooooh!
Richie: [taking a whiff] Jesus! How are you alive?!
"I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk."
—Leonard Cohen, "That Don't Make It Junk"
"S/he needs alcohol to get through the working day."
"Alcohol is one of mankind's friends. Can I abandon a friend?"
—Yang Wen-Li, Legend of Galactic Heroes
"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. 'Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic.' 'Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus.' One of those two doesn’t sound right."
“It usually takes two liters of vodka just to make me feel warm inside.”
Estate executor: Next, to my alcoholic brother...
Hedge: Hey, I don't want no boot to the head!
Estate executor: To dear Hedge, who has never worked a day in his drunken life...
Hedge: I'm covering up my head! (takes cover)
Estate executor: ...I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey...
Hedge: (raises head) ...really?
Estate executor: And a boot to the head!
"To alcohol—the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"
"DRINK MORE BEER"
— Starstruck, Bronyism And Bronies Germany
Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health...
—Bare Naked Ladies, "Alcohol"
God, I'd give anything for a drink...my goddamn soul, for just a glass of beer...
—Jack Torrance, The Shining
"An alcoholic is someone who can violate his standards quicker than he can lower them."
"99 bottles of vodka on the wall! 99 bottles of vodkaaaa! Shoopity doopity doopity doop!"
"I'm scared if I stop drinking all at once, the cumulative hangover will literally kill me."
"It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy."
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones