Keine: I can just devour the history of ever being cut.
Tewi: I'm a robot from the future, and am made out of adamantium, which cannot be cut by anything. (lies)
Yukari: Slash at me in your dreams, and you best wake up and apologize.
Reimu: As the heroine, I somehow win every fight I'm in, even against clearly superior opponents.
Marisa: Mere swords cannot defeat the magic of love!
Youmu: When you think about it, Gensokyo's filled with a bunch of cheating jerks.
(such power falls into Optimus' hands at the episode's end)
"We Decepticons now face our darkest hour."
That being said, let's get back to the comic, with several more comics with the Author in them!"