DEUUEAUGH!
— Fred, Spongebob Squarepants
There are scenes here where Breillat deliberately disgusts us, not because we are disgusted by the natural life functions of women, as she implies, but simply because The Woman does things that would make any reasonable Man, or Woman, for that matter, throw up.
If I wanna see sheep fucking, I'll stick with Everything You've Always Wanted To Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask), thank you very much!
— The Cinema Snob on Caligula note
It was like Satan gave me his porno collection!
—A famous reaction
to an infamous anime that once had an entry here.
to an infamous anime that once had an entry here.Owen and Gwen dry hump and snog in the autopsy bay and Jack takes the opportunity to plant one on Ianto’s lips: this is the Torchwood way of dealing with a crisis!...You think it cannot get any worse, and then the Cyberbabe performs major brain surgery on the pizza delivery girl. Obscenely stupid writing, and so out of the realms of believability and good taste! "When we woke up in the morning, a dog was pissing on our tent!" — that’s the memory Lisa chooses to convince Ianto that she is his girlfriend! The conclusion consists of the Torchwood team tearing an innocent bystander to pieces with bullets, which shows the level of maturity here.
malganis: Also, imagine Aragorn fighting ALL the battles in Return of the King with a great big huge pregnant belly hanging off the front of him. NO, SERIOUSLY. JUST PICTURE IT. HOLD THAT IMAGE IN YOUR MIND. HA!
forceiswithyou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
malganis: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. It's TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE.
forceiswithyou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
malganis: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. It's TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE.
Oh, that's nasty.
— Cleveland, Family Guy
I don't think about such things and neither should you!
— Rumiko Takahashi on really weird fan questions about Ranma ½'s gender bending mechanics.
"Now that we all know that Death is a necrophiliac, we have a whole new reason to fear dying!"
— Grey Fire, commenting on this: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfic.
."File under Things I Never Wanted To Know."
—Olivia Benson, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
"When we want to look at pictures of naked people, we have other websites for that. Your website is for giving us humor, or in my case, seething hatred. NOT NAKED PEOPLE. to repeat: WE HAVE ALREADY GOT GOOD SOURCES ON NAKED PEOPLE please do not feel the need to join them!"
—xkcdsucks, in regards to xkcd comic #631
I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out. I'm not proud.
7: Have at least one of your characters literally be the colour of crap. This will ensure that your audience has most definitely thrown up by the 15 minute mark.
—PhantomStrider8, Top 10 Worst Animated Movies - specifically discussing Foodfight!.
- specifically discussing Foodfight!.Bug talk is NOT allowed. Seriously, I just ate!
—A Mii in a Café conversation, Tomodachi Life
Minkowski: Eiffel, stay with me. Where did the spider go?
Eiffel: It... Commander, it ran down my shirt! (whimpering) It’s standing on my stomaaaaach! Oh God oh God what do I do what do I do what do I do?
Beat
Minkowski: Are you sure?
Eiffel: Oh, I’m sure. I can feel it walking on my skin! It’s hairy and slimy, it’s hairy and slimy, oh God, why is it hairy and slimy?
Eiffel: It... Commander, it ran down my shirt! (whimpering) It’s standing on my stomaaaaach! Oh God oh God what do I do what do I do what do I do?
Beat
Minkowski: Are you sure?
Eiffel: Oh, I’m sure. I can feel it walking on my skin! It’s hairy and slimy, it’s hairy and slimy, oh God, why is it hairy and slimy?
— Wolf 359, "Extreme Danger Bug"
"Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to."
—Red, The Shawshank Redemption
"We got Tainted Lilith, never played her befor- sees her way of attacking Excuse me? Smacks lips Thanks for watching everyone! Hope you enjoyed it, and if you did, comment down below! See you all next time!" Cue the end card for a few seconds before returning to gameplay
"YUCK!"
— Tippi's reaction to Mimi's Spider Form, Super Paper Mario
401. Don't ever watch hot dogs or sausage being made.
545. Never pick up anything off the floor of a cab.
545. Never pick up anything off the floor of a cab.
"Oh, that's not right!"
— Guy Fleegman, watching Fred make out with a Glamour Failured Laliari, Galaxy Quest
"Eugh. I don't know what's creepier: the fact that she made out with an animal or a corpse..."
— Sonic, after Princess Elise kisses him back to life, Sonic Shorts Volume 4
