"There are scenes here where Breillat deliberately disgusts us, not because we are disgusted by the natural life functions of women, as she implies, but simply because The Woman does things that would make any reasonable Man, or Woman, for that matter, throw up."
Hsu: Besides, this is the gaming audience, the most supportive audience in the world. If worst comes to worst I just picture all of them in their underwear.
Hsu walks up to the podium to give his speech
Obese cosplayer in the audience: Wanna see our underwear?
: My mind has just died.
"That's not right! That's not right!"
: Also, imagine Aragorn fighting ALL the battles in Return of the King
with a great big huge pregnant belly hanging off the front of him. NO, SERIOUSLY. JUST PICTURE IT. HOLD THAT IMAGE IN YOUR MIND. HA!
: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. It's TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE.
"And no, I frankly don't care what the age of consent laws are in different states or different countries. It's still squicky!"
"I don't think about such things and neither should you!"
"Now that we all know that Death is a necrophiliac, we have a whole new reason to fear dying!"
— Grey Fire
, commenting on this: 
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfic.
"File under Things I Never Wanted To Know."
"When we want to look at pictures of naked people, we have other websites for that. Your website is for giving us humor, or in my case, seething hatred. NOT NAKED PEOPLE. to repeat: WE HAVE ALREADY GOT GOOD SOURCES ON NAKED PEOPLE please do not feel the need to join them!"
I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out. I'm not proud.