"There are scenes here where Breillat deliberately disgusts us, not because we are disgusted by the natural life functions of women, as she implies, but simply because The Woman does things that would make any reasonable Man, or Woman, for that matter, throw up."

Kate: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.

Trekkie: Oh, but Kate, what you think he do after? Hmmmm?

Princeton: Yeah...

Kate: ...Eeeewwwww!!!

Hsu: Besides, this is the gaming audience, the most supportive audience in the world. If worst comes to worst I just picture all of them in their underwear.

Hsu walks up to the podium to give his speech

Hsu: I-

Obese cosplayer in the audience: Wanna see our underwear?

Hsu: My mind has just died.

"That's not right! That's not right!"

malganis: Also, imagine Aragorn fighting ALL the battles in Return of the King with a great big huge pregnant belly hanging off the front of him. NO, SERIOUSLY. JUST PICTURE IT. HOLD THAT IMAGE IN YOUR MIND. HA!

forceiswithyou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

malganis: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. It's TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE.

"And no, I frankly don't care what the age of consent laws are in different states or different countries. It's still squicky!"

"Oh, that's nasty."

"Sick and Wrong!"

"I don't think about such things and neither should you!"

"Whoa, no! No! No, no, no! No! [etc.] I know the reputation of this movie. If I wanna see sheep fucking, I'll stick with Everything You've Always Wanted To Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask), thank you very much!"

"Now that we all know that Death is a necrophiliac, we have a whole new reason to fear dying!"

"File under Things I Never Wanted To Know."