Galactic Starbucks employee: "Sorry, but we're out of coffee."
GSBE: "Oh, wait, we do have coffee."
Commissar Steeve: "Oh really? what kind?"
"Remember: if '''MONOCULUS'''
defeats you, it's considered proper etiquette to push away from your computer, ball up your fist, shake it at the ceiling, and shout 'MONOCULUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!' as loudly as you can."
Palifico: The Captain goes down with his ship.
Maccus: Turns out, not even Jack Sparrow can best the devil!