...Stares up to the hills, his eyes burning red
He licks his palm, with brown dried blood
Turns, grinning teeth, up to his lord
The darkness of the night turns bright at his cry
So quiet but deadly
Burning deep within, and now he will begin
He cries out to his lord forevermore
— Razorblade Sigh by Gamma Ray

Galactic Starbucks employee: "Sorry, but we're out of coffee."

Commissar Steeve: "What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."

GSBE: "Oh, wait, we do have coffee."

Commissar Steeve: "Oh really? what kind?"

GSBE: "Decaf"

Commissar Steeve: ...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT!

"Remember: if '''MONOCULUS''' defeats you, it's considered proper etiquette to push away from your computer, ball up your fist, shake it at the ceiling, and shout 'MONOCULUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!' as loudly as you can."

"Twiiiiiiiiiiix!!!"