Quotes / Shrouded in Myth

"People are always asking: Did I know about Tyler Durden?"

Prof. Walsh: So...The Slayer.
Buffy: That's me.
Riley: We thought you were a myth.
Buffy: Well...you were myth-taken.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "A New Man"

"While there were volumes of legends about Arguleon Veq, his greatest foe - the Last - is ever mysterious. Some say there were once many, and that all but one were swallowed when Chaos first bled through the Maelstrom into realspace, leaving the Last as the sole vengeful survivor of its race. Others say that it was, in itself, a creature of Chaos, a daemon who refused to accept the yoke of a god, a creature that in its madness desired the symbolic world of Torvendis for itself. Both scholars and liars claim many other things besides - that the Last was from another time, or a vast alien creature that became trapped in the Maelstrom like a fly in tree sap, or a sentient war engine from the insane times of the Dark Age of Technology."

Borlik: You know, I heard he destroyed a Peacekeeper Gammak Base, murdered an entire Nebari battalion, even laid waste to a Shadow Depository. The guy was a devil: he raped and pillaged, he popped eyeballs-
Crichton: Whoa-whoa! Where do they get these stories? Let's set the facts straight. First off, there was no raping, very little pillaging, and Frau Blucher popped all the eyeballs.
Farscape, "Suns And Lovers"

"Of this Kothian wizard dark tales were told; tousle-headed women in northern and western villages frightened children with his name, and rebellious slaves were brought to abased submission quicker than by the lash, with threat of being sold to him. Men said that he had a whole library of dark works bound in skin flayed from living human victims, and that in nameless pits below the hill whereon his palace sat, he trafficked with the powers of darkness, trading screaming girl slaves for unholy secrets."

"Tatiana is the daughter of a man who is too important to exist. He controls the whole of Russia, but he does not exist. When people arrest Tatiana, her father arranges for her to be freed. He does not exist, but everyone is afraid of him."
Tatiana, Smiley's People

Zakath: The Grolims inform me that you are a hundred feet tall, perhaps two hundred, and have horns and a tail.
Belgarath: I am in disguise.

"Some say that he knows two facts about ducks and both of them are wrong. And that 61 years ago he accidentally introduced her majesty The Queen to a Greek racialist. All we know is that Iím going to the tower now to have my head cut off, and he is called the Stig."
Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear

She saved our Princess Natira singlehandedly. She fought off a dozen men with her bare hands."
Fyn felt herself blush. "It was six men and I had four knives, a sword, and lute. But thank you."

Spider-Man: It's Captain America. The guy once punched a tank unconscious.
Captain America: Actually, that's a myth.
Spider-Man: No, I'm pretty sure that's true.

Accounts vary widely as to exactly what transpired that day in Dawson City.
Metal fatigue! That's how they explained it later. Those smokestacks must have had weak spots in their bases! Both of them.
It was a bit more difficult to explain what caused the concert grand piano to go sailing through the imported stained-glass window.
But it wasn't too hard to account for the fire that broke out! What else would one expect when a cast-iron stove crashes through three bulkheads?
Some said Slick's riverboat was demolished by a freak tidal wave from the Bering Sea — twelve hundred miles downriver!
The whole incident was probably exaggerated in the many retellings that followed. Possibly, it didn't actually happen at all!
But this was the era of the birth of legends, and the non-stop life of Dawson paused that day to watch a new character enter the story-books alongside Paul Bunyan and Pecos Bill...
Scrooge McDuck, the King of the Klondike!
The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, "King of the Klondike"

"The Red Bull? I've heard too many tales, to tell you the truth. I've heard that the Bull is real, that the Bull is a ghost... I've heard that the Bull protects Haggard, or that it keeps him a prisoner in his own castle, there are so many stories..."
Shmendrick on the Red Bull of Haggard, The Last Unicorn

You may have also gotten the idea that I'm describing someone who's more legend than man, and I would have to agree that there's some truth to that. To us long-timers who knew Andy over a space of years, there was an element of fantasy to him, a sense, almost, of myth-magic, if you know what I mean. That story I passed on about Andy refusing to give Bogs diamond a head-job is part of that myth, and how he kept on fighting the sisters is part of it, and how he got the library job is part of it, too... but with one important difference: I was there and I saw what happened, and I swear on my mother's name that it's all true. The oath of a convicted murderer may not be worth much, but believe this: I don't lie.

Janis Ian: Regina George...how do I begin to explain Regina George?
Emma Gerber: Regina George is flawless.
Lea Edwards: She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
Tim Pak: I hear her hair's insured for ten thousand dollars.
Amber D'Alessio: I hear she does car commercials — in Japan.
Kristen Hadley: Her favourite movie is Varsity Blues.
Short Girl: One time she met John Stamos on a plane...
Jessica Lopez: And he told her she was pretty.
Bethany Byrd: One time she punched me in the face...It was awesome!