Quotes: Sex Is Evil and I Am Horny

I'm not to blame
It is the gypsy girl, the witch who sent this flame!
It's not my fault!
If in God's plan
He made the devil so much stronger than a man!
"I'm havin' Rape for Dinner!"

"I want to re-criminalize homosexuality...so that I can feel dirty when I do it."
Frankie Boyle, Mock the Week, "Unlikely things to hear in the House of Lords"