Quotes: Sex Is Evil and I Am Horny

It's not my fault
(Mea culpa)
I'm not to blame
(Mea culpa)
It is the gypsy girl, the witch who sent this flame
(Mea maxima culpa)
It's not my fault
(Mea culpa)
If in God's plan
(Mea culpa)
He made the devil so much stronger than a man!

I'm havin' Rape for Dinner!

I want to re-criminalize homosexuality...so that I can feel dirty when I do it.
Frankie Boyle, Mock the Week, "Unlikely things to hear in the House of Lords"

Oh booze, sweet booze. The sweet nectar can be a delicious and wonderful thing, but sometimes it leads you down a dark, destructive path where you wake up with half of your face burned off because the booze screwed with your decision-making skills and you thought it would be a really good idea to eat out Parasite Hilton...Nobody saw this one coming. We all thought Superman would meet his tragic demise by the hand of Lex Luthor or from a deadly case of thrush (which he got from wearing those damn sweaty tights all the time). Nobody would’ve ever guessed that Superman would turn green and melt into a puddle of smegma after wet humping on Parasite Hilton’s kryptokooch. I bet she’s working for Lex Luthor. Look at her hiding in the shadows (and that attention whore NEVER does that) with an evil smirk on her face. Bitch knows what she’s doing.