I'm not to blame
It is the gypsy girl, the witch who sent this flame!
It's not my fault!
If in God's plan
He made the devil so much stronger than a man!
"I'm havin' Rape for Dinner!"
"I want to re-criminalize homosexuality...so that I can feel dirty when I do it."
— Frankie Boyle, Mock the Week, "Unlikely things to hear in the House of Lords"