History Quotes / SexIsEvilAndIAmHorny

-->-- '''Judge Claude Frollo''', ''[[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame The Hunchback Of Notre Dame]]'', "[[VillainSong Hellfire]]"

-->--Manga/AraburuKisetsuNoOtomeDomoYo

-->-- '''Judge Claude Frollo''', ''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame The Hunchback Of Notre Dame]]'', "[[VillainSong Hellfire]]"

-->--'''The murderer''' to a statue of a goddess, ''[[Literature/JudgeDee The Emperor's Pearl]]

It is right that they are punished. It is right that the knife is plunged into their treacherous hears when they lie, stretched out, naked on the altar before you, right that their...

-->--''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame The Hunchback Of Notre Dame]]'', "[[VillainSong Hellfire]]"

-->-- '''Frankie Boyle''', ''Series/MockTheWeek'', "Unlikely things to hear in the House of Lords"

''It is the Gypsy girl, the witch who sent this flame!''\\

->''It's not my fault!''\\

->''It's not my fault''\\

''I'm not to blame''\\

''It is the gypsy girl, the witch who sent this flame''\\

''It's not my fault''\\

''If in God's plan''\\

''He made the devil so much stronger than a man!''\\

''He made the devil so much stronger than a man!''

->Oh booze, sweet booze. The sweet nectar can be a delicious and wonderful thing, but sometimes [[ButLiquorIsQuicker it leads you down a dark, destructive path]] where you wake up with half of your face burned off because the booze screwed with your decision-making skills and you thought it would be a really good idea to eat out [[Creator/ParisHilton Parasite Hilton]]...Nobody saw this one coming. We all thought [[Film/TheManOfSteel Superman]] would meet his tragic demise by the hand of Lex Luthor or from a deadly case of thrush (which he got from wearing those damn sweaty tights all the time). Nobody would’ve ever guessed that Superman would turn green and melt into a puddle of smegma after wet humping on Parasite Hilton’s kryptokooch. I bet she’s working for Lex Luthor. Look at her hiding in the shadows (and that {{attention whore}} NEVER does that) with [[PsychoticSmirk an evil smirk]] on her face. Bitch knows what she’s doing.

''He made the devil so much stronger than a man''

''It is the gypsy girl, the witch who sent this flame''

->[[NeverMyFault It's not my fault!]]
->''[[OminousLatinChanting Mea culpa]]''
->I'm not to blame
->''[[BilingualBonus Mea culpa]]''
->It is the gypsy girl, the witch who sent this flame!
->''[[OminousLatinChanting Mea maxima culpa!]]''
->It's ''not my fault!''
->''[[BilingualBonus Mea culpa]]''
->If in God's plan
->''[[OminousLatinChanting Mea culpa]]''
->''He made the devil so much stronger than a man!''
->'''''[[UpToEleven MEA MAXIMA CULPA!]]'''''
-->-- ''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame The Hunchback Of Notre Dame]]'', "[[VillainSong Hellfire]]"

->''"I'm havin' Rape for Dinner!"''

->''"I want to re-criminalize homosexuality...so that I can feel dirty when I do it."''

-->-- "[[VillainSong Hellfire]]", ''[[{{Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame}} The Hunchback Of Notre Dame]]''

->"I'm havin' Rape for Dinner!"
-->--PattonOswalt

->'''Frankie Boyle:''' "I want to re-criminalize homosexuality...so that I can feel dirty when I do it."
-->-- "Unlikely things to hear in the House of Lords", ''Series/MockTheWeek''

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->''"oOOH YES AHHH BOTH OF U KEEP DOING THIS! GOD IT FELS SO GOOD BUT IT IS SO EVIL ND WRONG 2 DO AHHHH!" she trid 2 deny it but it was ovious she was luving it dis grman whor''
-->-- Fanfic/NarutoVeanganceRevelaitons, as the [[BlondesAreEvil blonde]] [[AllGermansAreNazis German]] female member of [[OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness the Council]] has sex with the brown haired woman and [[spoiler:a brainwashed Sakura]].

->It's not my fault!

-->-- Fanfic/NarutoVeanganceRevelaitons, as the [[BlondesAreEvil blonde]] [[AllGermansAreNazi German]] female member of [[OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness the Council]] has sex with the brown haired woman and [[spoiler:a brainwashed Sakura]].