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Quotes: Sex Is Evil
A chastity belt is a harness that is made to fit around the waist, blocking access to the naughty parts, thus preventing sex. Kinda like wearing a Star Trek belt.
Cracked

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!
Coach Carr, Mean Girls

"I don't know why but I always find I sympathize a lot less with characters after they lose their virginity."
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, on No More Heroes 2

"I guess what they say is true... sex kills.
Junie Harper, King of the Hill

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