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Quotes: Sex Is Evil
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!"
Coach Carr, Mean Girls

"I guess what they say is true... sex kills.
Junie Harper, King of the Hill

"In order for a ruling class to rule, there must be arbitrary prohibitions. Of all prohibitions, sexual taboo is the most useful because sex involves everyone."

"A chastity belt is a harness that is made to fit around the waist, blocking access to the naughty parts, thus preventing sex. Kinda like wearing a Star Trek belt."
Cracked

"Why aren't the Jedis allowed to love? 'Cause we're told they're not allowed to, but it's never really explained. Does anyone get, like, a creepy vibe from these movies? I guess it has somethin' to do with purging emotions to avoid being tempted by the Dark Side, right? But Obi-Wan, he smiles, he laughs, he enjoys a good sarcastic quip; sometimes he gets really, really pissed off. So love leads to the Dark Side, but gettin' fuckin' pissed doesn't? ...Amadala finally sees Anakin again and for no reason, she's not allowed to love either. What the fuuuuuuck!? She's just a senator, why can't she fuckin' date a guy? For Christ's sake! Men don't love women, Mace is unmarried, Palpatine don't got a wife; in fact the only person who's married is Jimmy Smitts!"

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