"Realizing that Tyson was running out of people to punch in the real world, Nintendo inserted him digitally into Mike Tyson's Punchout!! so he could haunt the dreams of children and future opponents alike."
"Keep hittin' me, I love it!"
— Aran Ryan, Wii Version
"Tell yo' face... to leave my fists alone."
— Mr. Sandman, Wii Version
"My barber didn't know when to quit. Do you?"
— Bald Bull, NES Version