"Realizing that Tyson was running out of people to punch in the real world, Nintendo inserted him digitally into Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! so he could haunt the dreams of children and future opponents alike."
— Cracked
"Keep hittin' me, I love it!"
— Aran Ryan, Wii Version
"Tell yo' face... to leave my fists alone."
— Mr. Sandman, Wii Version
"My barber didn't know when to quit. Do you?"
— Bald Bull, NES Version
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
— Disco Kid, Wii Version
"Release the-Bogus!"
— Super Macho Man, Wii Version
