"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."
—Cool Hand Luke, 1967
You said "I'm gonna run you down",
I heard "I'm an orangutan"'
—They Might Be Giants, "Broke In Two"
It's always the same,
—Led Zeppelin, "Communication Breakdown"
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can fuckin kill you.
a> I think we need to work on our communication.. one guy is talking crap, one just goes "lol" and the other one doesn't understand what's going on
SpannerGO0: HEY BICTHES
*** SpannerGO0 was kicked by sam88 (don't be a douche)
BicThes: he was talking to me i think
Almost any TV show, at some point you realize the whole problem is person A not talking to person B and solving the mystery/interpersonal conflict, and that's where TV shows come from. But man, if this whole show just sat down it would be so easy:
"I saw/fucked/became a bizarre creature, that's why I was acting so weird before."
"OMG me too! That's totally why I was acting weird!"
"It was all for nothing. How funny! Once again, communication has saved the day."
Iíd always hated those parts in the TV shows and movies, where everything could be resolved with the simple truth. It was why Iíd never been able to watch romantic comedies. It grated: the sitcom-esque comedic situations which would be resolved if people would only sit down, explain, and listen to one another, the tragedies which could have been prevented with a few simple words.
I didnít want to be one of those tragedies.
Hawke: Your mage-templar group was conspiring to overthrow Meredith.
Orsino: I have a sudden, deep regret I interfered...
(The characters are outside of a slaughterhouse with the word "Slaughterhouse" clearly visible over the door)
And that says bank?
Yes it does.
Frylock: Say, Carl, do you have any idea whatís in these candy bars?
Carl: No I do not.
Frylock: Well, would you like to look through this scope and just see what youíve been eating?
Carl: No. Itís South Bronx Paradise, baby!
Frylock: Itís South Bronx Parasite!
Carl: Yeah, whatever.
Frylock: Did you even read the wrapper?
Carl: Itís typical, liberal media, parasite, paradise. Youíre guaranteed to shed pounds within hours, I know that.
Frylock: Yeah, because thereís larva inside of you feeding on your flesh.
This was the most unprovoked and avoidable fight I've ever seen