Quotes / No Bisexuals

"Are you one of those fake lesbians, just having a vacation in lesbian-land?"
Arizona, Grey's Anatomy

"You can't be sort-of a lesbian."
Dr. Hahn, Grey's Anatomy

Thirteen: I'm not a lesbian.
House: I was just rounding up from fifty percent.

"'Bisexual' is a word gay guys in high school use when they want to hold hands with a girl and feel normal for a change."
Kurt, Glee

"Hey, I likes me some kink, but if you think I'm going down town on this chick you chose the wrong chosen one."

"And then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves.
Phoebe, Friends

"There's no such thing as bisexual — it's just greediness."
Linda LaHughes, Gimme Gimme Gimme

"Despite what you might have heard, bisexual people are real!"

"You can't like boys and girls. Is there even a word for that?"
Becky MacIntyre, Dumbing of Age

Dorothy: Wait, so you're ... bisexual, is it? Is that the problem?
Danny: Why aren't you freaking out? Isn't it a little weird?
Dorothy: You can like boys and girls.
Danny: Is there even a word for that?
Dorothy: Yes, there is. I said it like fifteen seconds ago.
Danny: If you say so. I think I'd have heard about it before.
Dumbing of Age again

Now some may say,
“Oh you’re just gay!
Why don’t you just go gay all the way?”
But that’s not it,
‘Cause bi’s legit.
Whether you’re a he or a she,
We might be a perfect fit.
— Darryl Whitefeather, "Getting Bi," Crazy Ex-Girlfriend