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Quotes: Ludicrous Gibs

"I think civility flew out the window the second I found the lawnmower. With Dignity and Humanity splattered on the walls."

In Fallout, guns don't fire bullets. They fire miniature unicorns ridden by tiny jockeys that carry razor-sharp garrote wire!

{someone got blown to bits}
Simon: Gibs.
Kable: What?
Simon: Like giblets. Kibbles 'n Bits. Chunks. Pieces. Everywhere.
Kable: These are real humans, fucker!
Gamer

The few surviving samurai survey the battlefield
Count the arms and legs and heads, and then divide by five
They Might Be Giants, "Certain People I Could Name"

"Ooh, they're goin' ta' have ta' glue you back together... IN HELL!"
The Demoman, Team Fortress 2, "Meet the Demoman"

"Good hit, I see lots of little pieces down there."
AC-130 Fire Control Officer, Modern Warfare

George: Oh sir, just one thing. If we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?
Blackadder: Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.
Blackadder Goes Forth

"Rest in pieces!"
Big Bertha Tower, Kingdom Rush

Gordon: Where is he?
Joker: What's the time?
Gordon: What difference does that make?
Joker: Well depending on the time, he may be in one spot or several.