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"I think civility flew out the window the second I found the lawnmower. With Dignity and Humanity splattered on the walls."
— Leo, VG Cats, "#207 - "You've Got Some Red On You"
In Fallout, guns don't fire bullets. They fire miniature unicorns ridden by tiny jockeys that carry razor-sharp garrote wire!
"The janitor will not be happy when he gets back."
{someone got blown to bits}
Simon: Gibs.
Kable: What?
Simon: Like giblets. Kibbles 'n Bits. Chunks. Pieces. Everywhere.
"Good hit. I see lots of little pieces down there."
AC-130 Fire Control Officer, Modern Warfare
The few surviving samurai survey the battlefield Count the arms and legs and heads, and then divide by five —They Might Be Giants, "Certain People I Could Name"
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