Quotes: Ludicrous Gibs

"I think civility flew out the window the second I found the lawnmower. With Dignity and Humanity splattered on the walls."

In Fallout, guns don't fire bullets. They fire miniature unicorns ridden by tiny jockeys that carry razor-sharp garrote wire!

{someone got blown to bits}
Simon: Gibs.
Kable: What?
Simon: Like giblets. Kibbles 'n Bits. Chunks. Pieces. Everywhere.
Kable: These are real humans, fucker!

The few surviving samurai survey the battlefield
Count the arms and legs and heads, and then divide by five
They Might Be Giants, "Certain People I Could Name"

"Ooh, they're goin' ta' have ta' glue you back together... IN HELL!"
The Demoman, Team Fortress 2, "Meet the Demoman"

"Good hit, I see lots of little pieces down there."
AC-130 Fire Control Officer, Modern Warfare

George: Oh sir, just one thing. If we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?
Blackadder: Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.
Blackadder Goes Forth

"Rest in pieces!"
Big Bertha Tower, Kingdom Rush

Gordon: Where is he?
Joker: What's the time?
Gordon: What difference does that make?
Joker: Well depending on the time, he may be in one spot or several.