Quotes / Ludicrous Gibs

"I think civility flew out the window the second I found the lawnmower. With Dignity and Humanity splattered on the walls."

In Fallout, guns don't fire bullets. They fire miniature unicorns ridden by tiny jockeys that carry razor-sharp garrote wire!

{someone got blown to bits}
Simon: Gibs.
Kable: What?
Simon: Like giblets. Kibbles 'n Bits. Chunks. Pieces. Everywhere.
Kable: These are real humans, fucker!

The few surviving samurai survey the battlefield
Count the arms and legs and heads, and then divide by five
They Might Be Giants, "Certain People I Could Name"

"Ooh, they're goin' ta' have ta' glue you back together... IN HELL!"
The Demoman, Team Fortress 2, "Meet the Demoman"

"Good hit, I see lots of little pieces down there."
AC-130 Fire Control Officer, Modern Warfare

George: Oh sir, just one thing. If we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?
Blackadder: Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.

"Rest in pieces!"
Big Bertha Tower, Kingdom Rush

Gordon: Where is he?
Joker: What's the time?
Gordon: What difference does that make?
Joker: Well depending on the time, he may be in one spot or several.

Hit 'em hard enuff, an' Eldar turn ta paste!
Oi twiggy! Wut do all ya boyz an' a smashed-up jammy paste have in common? Come 'ere, I'll show ya!
Ya got guts skinny, I'll give ya dat... and they're gettin' all over da place! Yuck!
Kaptin Bluddflagg on the joys of flattening Space Elves, Dawn of War Retribution

There was blood upon the risers, there were brains upon the chute,
Intestines were a-dangling from his paratroopers suit,
He was a mess, they picked him up, and poured him from his boots,
And he ain't gonna jump no more.
Blood on the Risers, traditional American paratrooper song

"Holy SHIT! There's NOTHING left! There's just chicken nuggets now!"

Your Evangelion's head explodes so violently it becomes shrapnel and damages anyone else nearby.
—One of the pages in the manual about critical hits, Adeptus Evangelion