"I like a man with a big...vocabulary."
— April May, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Shirley: What is going on?
Troy: We're trying to get Jeff ready for the fi-iiiiiii.... iiiighhhh... t. (whispers) I couldn't think of another word.
Jeff: Idiot. He meant we were figh- ...ting. It is hard to think of another word.
Lindsay: If you say no, you're just gonna drive him to Ann.
George Michael: Hey Dad, could you drive me to Ann's?
Michael: Nnnnn YES!
Rocko and Filbert: [Opening the door, angry as all out] WHAT IN THE [Finds the deportation officer at the door]' HELloooooo.
Porky: Oh son of a bi-bi...son of a bi-bi, son of a bi-bi, son of a bi-bi...gun. Heh heh! I bet you thought I was going to say "son of a bitch", didn't you?
— Looney Tunes Blooper Reel
"Where is 'Hold Me Touch Me'? [checking photos] Kiss Me Feel Me, Clinch Me Pinch Me, Lick Me Bite Me, Suck Me F—Ah, here she is."
— Max Bialystock, The Producers (2005)
"For my own part," said Captain Aubrey, "I have no notion of disliking a man for his beliefs, above all if he was born with them. I find I can get along very well with Jews or even..." The P of Papists was already formed, and the word was obliged to come out as Pindoos.
— The Wine-Dark Seanote