Quotes / Just Here for Godzilla

In this world, there are Grimm, monsters that hunt down humans. Humans eventually discovered Dust and fought back. However, you're not here for the story. You just want to see 3D girls and their weapons do crazy shit.

Don't get me wrong, I love Jack Black, Adrian Brody is great
Naomi Watts is delightful, my friend
But I didn't come here to see any of them
Get to the fucking monkey!
Get to the fucking monkey!
Get to the fucking monkey!
Tripod, "King Kong"

Oh no!
There goes Tokyo!
Go go Godzilla!

"So, would I recommend Mr. Willowby’s Wonder Tree? Ye gods, yes! 13 seconds of Muppets in a feature film is the most screentime they’ve gotten since 1999! Totally worth sitting through Dustin Hoffman’s Bugs Bunny impression.

By which I mean, please don’t go see this movie."

"Clearly, the distributors had great faith in the reasons for the broadsheet-reading cinephile's reasons for seeing this film. And it had very little to do with the footage of Black Rebel Motorcycle Club."
Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?

"I conducted a brief experiment by asking in the text chat if anyone knew what the fuck the plot was about. Most people said 'nope,' some people said 'WAR' and then started quoting Edwin Starr lyrics, and one rather odd bloke asked me if I was Jewish."
Yahtzee, discussing Titanfall

"Nowadays it feels like you shove couple of inept Cybermen into a story that clearly isn't designed for them and that should be enough to bring in the ratings (and it worked too)...The final indignity to this bunch of Cybermen sees the Cyberleader stabbed in the chest with an arrow. An arrow!"

"Much like the first, this movie is really best when it stops pretending to have emotional weight and just goes for an army of expoding penguins."
Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Batman Returns

I punch Kakarot in the face. [Beat Panel] The %$#& are you doing still sitting there? Go watch the movie!
Fandumb #79: Vegeta Reviews the New DBZ Movie

So, yeah, that's all great, but do you think any 9-year-old kid gave two fucking shits about the plot of this movie? I know I didn't. I saw it in the theater opening day, and here's a perfect re-enactment, all for you. "What the Hell is this shit? I don't care what these people are talking about. Ooh, look back there, what game is this? Who the Hell are you?? Go back to the freaking Wonder Years, you piece of shit! What game's that? Oh, you hear it? That's Zelda II. Oh, what games are they playing? Turn around. Come on, I want to see the damn games." That's what it was like, you'd see a few moments of a game, you'd get excited, and then it's back to the story.