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Quotes: Jurassic Park
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes,
and before long they were cloning DNA
Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors,
Well believe me, this has been one lousy day
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark,
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie,
But this proves my chaos theory,
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
Oh nooooooooo!
"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Jurassic Park" (to the tune of "MacArthur Park")

Malcolm: Hey, whoa whoa, hold on a sec. You want be to go BACK to an island with dinosaurs? Have you seen Jurassic Park? Na na na, dat's OK, you deal with that yourself.
Hammond: Hey hey, c'mere for a second: I sent your girlfriend there alone, and Gigi, have fun, good luck, bon voyage. (That's why you don't fuck with me. Imma stay here and eat some fuckin' steak, drink beer, get a BJ from a goddamn dinosaur, I don't give a fuck! I'm John Hammond! How many billions do I have again? *counts fingers* Oh that's right. Hehhehehheh!)
Jurassic Park: The Lost World as abridged by JonTron.

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