History Quotes / JurassicPark

9th Jul '15 3:27:36 PM Kooshmeister
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->''Gennaro:''' What's the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?

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->''Gennaro:''' ->'''Gennaro:''' What's the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?
9th Jul '15 3:27:25 PM Kooshmeister
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->'''Hammond:''' Our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
->'''Grant:''' [''meaning the attractions''] What are those?
->'''Ellie:''' [''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint thinking he meant the kids]]''] Small versions of adults, honey.

->'''Lex:''' It's gonna eat the goat?
->'''Tim:''' Excellent!
->''Gennaro:''' What's the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?



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->'''Hammond:''' Our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
->'''Grant:''' [''meaning the attractions''] What are those?
->'''Ellie:''' [''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint thinking he meant the kids]]''] Small versions of adults, honey.

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->'''Hammond:''' Our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
->'''Grant:''' [''meaning the attractions''] What are those?
->'''Ellie:''' [''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint thinking he meant the kids]]''] Small versions of adults, honey.
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9th Jul '15 3:26:03 PM Kooshmeister
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->'''Hammond:''' Our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
->'''Grant:''' [''meaning the attractions''] What are those?
->'''Ellie:''' [''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint thinking he meant the kids]]''] Small versions of adults, honey.
25th Jun '15 5:15:57 PM HeraldAlberich
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->'''Ian Malcolm''': "God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destroys God. [[LookOnMyWorksYeMightyAndDespair Man creates dinosaurs...]]"
->'''Ellie Sattler''': "Dinosaurs eat man... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint woman inherits the Earth]]."

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->'''Ian Malcolm''': "God Malcolm:''' God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destroys God. [[LookOnMyWorksYeMightyAndDespair Man creates dinosaurs...]]"
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->'''Ellie Sattler''': "Dinosaurs Sattler:''' Dinosaurs eat man... man ... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint woman inherits the Earth]]."
Earth]].



'''Hammond''': Hey hey, c'mere for a second: [[IHaveYourWife I sent your girlfriend there alone]], [[AndYourLittleDogToo and Gigi]], have fun, good luck, bon voyage. (That's why you don't fuck with ''me''. Imma stay here and eat some fuckin' steak, drink beer, get a BJ from a goddamn dinosaur, I don't give a fuck! I'm John Hammond! How many billions do I have again? *counts fingers* Oh that's right. Hehhehehheh!)

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'''Hammond''': '''Hammond:''' Hey hey, c'mere for a second: [[IHaveYourWife I sent your girlfriend there alone]], [[AndYourLittleDogToo and Gigi]], have fun, good luck, bon voyage. (That's why you don't fuck with ''me''. Imma stay here and eat some fuckin' steak, drink beer, get a BJ from a goddamn dinosaur, I don't give a fuck! I'm John Hammond! How many billions do I have again? *counts fingers* ''[counts fingers]'' Oh that's right. Hehhehehheh!)
22nd Dec '14 9:58:45 PM ragnarok235
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->'''Ian Malcolm''': "God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destroys God. [[LookOnMyWorksYeMightyAndDespair Man creates dinosaurs...]]"
->'''Ellie Sattler''': "Dinosaurs eat man... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint woman inherits the Earth]]."
1st Dec '14 9:04:54 AM FigmentJedi
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->'''Malcolm:''' Hey, whoa whoa, hold on a sec. You want be to go BACK to an island with dinosaurs? Have you seen ''Jurassic Park?'' Na na na, dat's OK, you deal with that yourself.\\

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->'''Malcolm:''' Hey, whoa whoa, hold on a sec. You want be me to go BACK to an island with dinosaurs? Have you seen ''Jurassic Park?'' Na na na, dat's OK, you deal with that yourself.\\
8th May '13 1:03:27 PM Tuckerscreator
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-->--'''''[[JurassicPark Jurassic Park: The Lost World]]''''' as abridged by JonTron.

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-->--'''''[[JurassicPark Jurassic -->--'''''Jurassic Park: The Lost World]]''''' World''''' as abridged by JonTron.WebVideo/JonTron.
30th Nov '12 6:00:47 PM johnnyfog
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''Oh no!''
-->--'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "[[FilkSong Jurassic Park]]" (to the tune of "[=MacArthur=] Park")

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''Oh no!''
nooooooooo!''
-->--'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "[[FilkSong Jurassic Park]]" (to the tune of "[=MacArthur=] Park")Park")

->'''Malcolm:''' Hey, whoa whoa, hold on a sec. You want be to go BACK to an island with dinosaurs? Have you seen ''Jurassic Park?'' Na na na, dat's OK, you deal with that yourself.\\
'''Hammond''': Hey hey, c'mere for a second: [[IHaveYourWife I sent your girlfriend there alone]], [[AndYourLittleDogToo and Gigi]], have fun, good luck, bon voyage. (That's why you don't fuck with ''me''. Imma stay here and eat some fuckin' steak, drink beer, get a BJ from a goddamn dinosaur, I don't give a fuck! I'm John Hammond! How many billions do I have again? *counts fingers* Oh that's right. Hehhehehheh!)
-->--'''''[[JurassicPark Jurassic Park: The Lost World]]''''' as abridged by JonTron.
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13th Jun '12 8:54:41 AM FELH2
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-->--'''WeirdAlYankovic''', "[[FilkSong Jurassic Park]]" (to the tune of "[=MacArthur=] Park")

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-->--'''WeirdAlYankovic''', -->--'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "[[FilkSong Jurassic Park]]" (to the tune of "[=MacArthur=] Park")
22nd May '11 9:58:40 AM igordebraga
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-->--'''WeirdAlYankovic''', ''Jurassic Park''

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-->--'''WeirdAlYankovic''', ''Jurassic Park''"[[FilkSong Jurassic Park]]" (to the tune of "[=MacArthur=] Park")
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