Quotes: Improvised Weapon
"I'll kill you with my teacup."
"We must improvise. The world is full of weapons waiting to be used."
Farrel: You just killed a hellicopter with a car!
I was out of bullets.
You used a crate?
I mean, really, a crate?
"Did you know that, at 400 miles per hour, soccer balls can decapitate people?
You just said: "No weapons."
That wasn't a weapon
, that was a chair
Zeetha: Well then! Give me a chair!
"This needle-sized ninja sword is too small to use as a weapon. Well, it's too small to use as an
effective weapon. Pretty much anything can be used as an ineffective weapon."
"Harry invited Smithy round for an explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute, Harry lost his rag, reached for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a fifteen-inch black rubber cock. He then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it."
"If a minifig can't find a real weapon, Random Objects are better than nothing, although this is only because having nothing sucks to such an impressive degree."
on what to do when disarmed.
Dr. Danger: "Can nothing stop this thing?"
"Dash" O' Pepper
: "Just let me throw a barrel at it!"
"Shit, there's a lot of things you could use to kill a guy with. You could probably beat a guy to death with the Sunday
New York Times, couldn't you?"
"Where the book really shines is its tips on creating makeshift weapons using only the crap found on a plane. For example, here's how to arts 'n' crafts an ordinary Coke can into a dagger... they give tips on crushing terrorist windpipes with the edge of a meal tray! Why the hell not!?" Stewardess: THIS is the deal with airline food!
"Depending on how hardcore you are about making trips to the Home Depot every weekend, this place can potentially be literally covered from wall to wall with diabolical instruments so pointy and menacing that it makes some of those pussy-ass Spanish Inquisition torture chambers look like an inflatable bounce house at a six-year-old's birthday party."
You lost your hammer, sweet cheeks. What are you gonna hit me with now? (A huge wrecking-ball smashes through the wall and into Glory.) Buffy: