Fred Randall: It wasn't me!
Bill Overbeck: What do you mean, 'it wasn't you'? We're 35 million miles from the nearest person!
"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything."
Etna: Looks like I have to resort to the politician's golden rule: "If they can't prove it, deny, deny, deny."
Mrs. Teasdale: I saw you leave with my own eyes!
Chicolini: Who you gonna believe, me or you own eyes?
Rob Brydon: It was a lie, and he lied even as he was telling us whether or not it was a lie.
Peasant: Here's a corpse for ya.
"Corpse": I'm not dead!
Undertaker: What was that?
Peasant: Nothing, here's your ninepence
"Corpse": I'm not dead.
Undertaker: He says he's not dead.
Peasant: Yes he is.
"Corpse": I feel fine!
Peasant: Shut it!
Rainbow Dash: What's with the croquet Mallet?
Rarity: What croquet Mallet?
Susan: My hair changed color. It happens!
Nanase: Hair doesn't just spontaneously change color!