Halle: We have reasons to believe Kira is an exceptionally talented and highly skilled genius member of the Japanese NPA's Cybercrimes division.
Light: Clearly, you must be talking about Matsuda.
At that precise moment, Matsuda's printer viciously ate ten sheets of paper at once, choked on them, and died.
Cap. Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Cap. Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.
Etna: Looks like I have to resort to the politician's golden rule: "If they can't prove it, deny, deny, deny."
Mrs. Teasdale: I saw you leave with my own eyes!
Chicolini: Who you gonna believe, me or you own eyes?
Susan: My hair changed color. It happens!
Nanase: Hair doesn't just spontaneously change color!
"So one day, the meter reader comes by your house — uninvited — and gets himself a big surprise. "Fluffy" or "Princess" mauls the guy up pretty good. You're facing 3 to 5 in an orange jumpsuit. Oh no you aren't: Better Call Saul™! Remember this key phrase: That's not my tiger. Together we'll prove the ancient truth: that the best defense is a good offense. Where'd the tiger come from? The zoo! And you can bet we're gonna sue the bars off of them. What were you doing buying 80 lbs. of raw meat every week? Ever hear of the Atkin's Diet?"
Eminem: You just caught this bitch cheatin'!
While you at work, she's with some dude trying to get off?...
Dr. Dre: Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit?
Eminem: What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?
Peasant: Here's a corpse for ya.
"Corpse": I'm not dead!
Undertaker: What was that?
Peasant: Nothing, here's your ninepence
"Corpse": I'm not dead.
Undertaker: He says he's not dead.
Peasant: Yes he is.
"Corpse": I feel fine!
Peasant: Shut it!
Rainbow Dash: What's with the croquet Mallet?
Rarity: What croquet Mallet?
Fred Randall: It wasn't me!
Bill Overbeck: What do you mean, 'it wasn't you'? We're 35 million miles from the nearest person!
"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything."
"It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.”
Rob Brydon: It was a lie, and he lied even as he was telling us whether or not it was a lie.