Quotes / I'm a Humanitarian

It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks, and become one with all the people.
Chairman Sheng-ji Yang - "Ethics for Tomorrow", Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri

Well, listen up, sonny Jim. I ate a baby! Oh, aye! Baby, the other, other white meat! Baby, it's what's for dinner!

Ryujiro: Heh. So, what're you in here for?
Firo: Huh? Oh, uh. I messed some people up bad.
Ryujiro: "That's not what I'm talking about, buddy," the man said, chuckling. "That's not it at all."
Firo: Huh?
Ryujiro: "What I mean is, what happened after that? You had to have done something after that to get yourself a ticket here."
Firo: Oh, uh. I messed some guards up bad, too.
Ryujiro: Huh...
Firo:What, you don't believe me? You don't think I could do it?
Ryujiro: Hah! You too, eh? Yeah, I get whatcha mean. You're in here for the same thing as me.
Firo:... You too?
Ryujiro: Yup. Well, in my case, there was this guard who pissed me off, so I gave his neck a little chomp. You understand, right?
Firo: ...
Ryujiro: Heheh! Hey, ever heard of odorigui? It's this way of eating the Japanese have—you bite down on your food while it's still alive and moving. The feeling of something live squirming against your tongue, against your teeth as you bite down... It just all comes together with the salty taste of blood and makes it so incredible!
Firo: Yeah, okay. I think I've heard enough.
Ryujiro: Whoa, whoa, hear me out here. I mean, I think about it right now and... Damn, that feeling! That tearing sensation as my teeth snag against skin! The taste of iron flooding into my mouth! The sound of the guard screaming and the pain of the clubs hitting my head making the perfect seasoning... Delicious! It was so great I thought I'd died and gone to heaven!
Baccano!! 1934 - Alice in Jails

Tick tock, feed the croc...
Killer Croc, Batman: Arkham Asylum

My Soylent Green came out lumpy.

This one was a good one. Very nice to kill.
Easy to cut with my knife, like to cut food.
My secret note #4, Cry of Fear

Devour your enemies!
There is no other way to survive. You cannot escape your hunger, Warriors of Purgatory!
Angel , Digital Devil Saga

You will become sushi
Simon, Durarara!!

Cannibalism. Imagine that: chowing down on another human being. You gotta be all out of beef jerky, man. You gotta be really fucking hungry. But it happens, doesn't it? Still happens to this day. A bunch of people stranded in the wilderness run out of pop tarts, gotta eat something... Might as well be Steve! And by the way, how do you decide who to eat first? How do you decide who's first on the barbecue rack? Do you pick on the little guy because he's skinny and he can't fight back, or do you all gang up on the bodybuilder because he's got a lot of steaks and chops on him?
George Carlin, "Extreme Human Behavior"

Can I eat him?


Have you eaten people?
Is it true what they say? Does it taste like pork?
I do not know; I am a Muslim.
Phil Ashby and unnamed Rebel, Locked Up Abroad: Sierra Leone

"You Are What You Eat!" proclaimed an ad for Soylent Green.
Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space

You don't understand... I've seen it. I've seen it happening. The ocean is dying, the plankton is dying¦ It's people! Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Soon, they'll be breeding us like cattle for food! You gotta tell 'em! Listen to me, Hatcher! You gotta tell 'em SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! We gotta stop them! Somehow! Listen! Listen to me... PLEASE!!!
Robert Thorn, Soylent Green

For what's that sound of the world out there?
That crunching noise that's pervading the air?
It's man devouring man, my dear —
And who are we to deny it in here?

Boy Pie might be better than Bird Pie. More meat and not so many tiny little bones!
Mr. Twit, The Twits

"There is a meat sweeter than the most cornfed livestock. Most of you have tasted it. All of you have coveted it."
Mortimer, Fallout: New Vegas

"I'm a cannibal, hombre! We're gonna fucking eat your ass!"
Danny McBride, This Is the End

"Here the carnivorous banquet begins. These are giant, carnivorous organisms who trick men who wander into the forest with their innocent looks, then reveal their true motive to trap and devour their prey. As a result, I have decided to name these organisms 'Traptrix.'"
Unnamed Biologist, Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Guide 4

He took up with a band of mutie marauders who had a rather more liberal attitude to norms than most — that is, they accepted him, instead of slow-roasting him over a fire and eating him...

"Aren't you the chap that I found boiling down some rebel skulls in Bikili last year?" I asked.
He fidgeted nervously.
"Yes, sir."
"Well, beat it, my boy. I don't want your type in my unit."
"But sir, I promise you I've given it up!"
Congo Mercenary by Mike Hoare

You're either the butcher or the cattle.
Gareth, The Walking Dead

I ate my sister and my mom. My dad, too. Up in Fort Collins. Couldn't eat the dog, though. Only an animal would chow down on their own dog, don't you agree?
Ralph Greenwald, Scandal "The Belt"

"Could everyone stop eating, please? You're eating the guest of honor."
Fran Madaraki, Franken Fran

Pud'n: Falling chickens from the sky! Now we don't have to eat each other to survive!
Sperg: (with Pud'n's limbs stuffed in his mouth) Tough luck for you, kid.
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, "Which Came First?"

Humies are a bit like big pigs, they squeal like ’em too. Stunties are coarse and gritty, nasty things, best avoided, but they do scream good if yer can be bothered to keep ’em alive when you roast ’em; they’ll keep yer goin’ if yer can’t get nuthin’ else. Elveses are a bit strange too, bit of an acquired taste, I like ’em but a lot doesn’t. Halflings though, not a lot of eatin’ on ’em yer might think, but that big fat gut makes for great steaks.
Flabgask, Orc, cook to Warlord Grubnash, Warhammer.

We iz strong an’ tough. Da strong onez win, an’ then eat the weak. Some of dem Gobboes is awright to keep for slaves or ter catch Humie cannonballs in the heads, but most is best fer the pot. One day we eats all of youse. One day soon.
Galnast, Orc Boss, Warhammer.

I was standing to one side of them, praying as they were blindfolded, when the eldest one spoke to me.
"I have tasted it," he said. "I have eaten the Word made flesh. Now God is in me, and I am God. He tasted good. He tasted of blood."

Yum, yum. Dim sum. Chinese food made from real Chinese. All of them. I guess someone should have yelled "Peking... Duck!" (BURP) Okay, Joker, you've wiped out the People's Republic of China. What are you going to do next? And the first one of you who even thinks "I'm going to Happyland" gets to be dessert...