"Oooh, you're my wife now!"
— Papa Lazarou, The League of Gentlemen
Clu: You are a very rare bird, aren't you? Where's your disk? Where's he? Must have been so lonely out there. Tragic to be the only one.
Quorra: I've seen what users are capable of, Clu. You don't belong with them.
Clu: (Touches Quorra's hair and smells her) I've got something very special in mind for you.
Chaplain: Do you, Ming the Merciless, Ruler of the Universe, take this earthling Dale Arden, to be your Empress of the hour?
Ming: Of the hour, yes.
Chaplain: Do you promise to use her as you will?
Chaplain: Not to blast her into space?
Ming: <death glare>
Chaplain: <nervously> ...Until such time as you grow weary of her.
Ming: I do.
Dale: I do not!
I know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain.
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack,
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious,
And this mountain is covered with wolves.
Hear them howling, my hungry children.
Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you.
—Jonathan Coulton, "Skullcrusher Mountain"
"I will be the first man to kiss you... To bed you... Whether you come willingly or not. You will be mine, and mine alone."
— Count Kalliovski to young, sweet, beautiful heiress Sido, 'The Red Necklace'. About 100x creepier when you hear the audiobook.
Matt: Then, back to Bisonís room where he has a bone chandelier, art of himself as a clown and remote-controlled mood lighting. WHY IS THERE ANYTHING IN THE MOVIE OTHER THAN THIS?
Chris: Donít forget his skull-shaped fireplace! Itís the ultimate bachelor pad, assuming that bachelors are death-obsessed maniacs (most are). Chun-Li talks about how she studied martial arts so that she could get her revenge, while Bison turns on some soft music and mood lighting, continuing to work his seduction game. He then tells her that she probably sucks at fighting, as though killing someoneís father wasnít already the ultimate neg.
Matt: His hat is 1000 times better than Mysteryís.