"Oooh, you're my wife now!"
— Papa Lazarou, The League of Gentlemen
"You're married to me. MEEEEEEEEE! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!"
— Grandpa Simpson, The Simpsons
"You are a very rare bird, aren't you? ...I've got something very special in mind for you."
—Clu, TRON: Legacy
Count Brocken: Geh-heh-heh, that one's piloted by a girl, huh? Punishing you is gonna be SO MUCH FUN. First I'll peel off the cockpit armor, and then...
Lunamaria: Enemy of womankind!
Marguerite Pistail: Lewd men such as you deserve little mercy!
Aoi: You're the one who's gonna be punished!
Sylvia: Prepare yourself, Count Pervert!
Kallen: I'm gonna play soccer with your head!
Sara: No, no, I'm going to turn it upside down and use it as a flowerpot!
Yoko: I could use it for target practice...
Noin: No, I'll feed it to my dog.
Sumeragi: I hereby authorize all of you to carry out those actions.
Count Brocken: Wha-WHAT?! I haven't even done anything yet!
Lunamaria: Enemy of womankind!
Marguerite Pistail: Lewd men such as you deserve little mercy!
Aoi: You're the one who's gonna be punished!
Sylvia: Prepare yourself, Count Pervert!
Kallen: I'm gonna play soccer with your head!
Sara: No, no, I'm going to turn it upside down and use it as a flowerpot!
Yoko: I could use it for target practice...
Noin: No, I'll feed it to my dog.
Sumeragi: I hereby authorize all of you to carry out those actions.
Count Brocken: Wha-WHAT?! I haven't even done anything yet!
—Scenario 47, Super Robot Wars Z2: Saisei-Hen
Chaplain: Do you, Ming the Merciless, Ruler of the Universe, take this earthling Dale Arden, to be your Empress of the hour?
Ming: Of the hour, yes.
Chaplain: Do you promise to use her as you will?
Ming: Certainly.
Chaplain: Not to blast her into space?
Ming: [death glare]
Chaplain: [nervously] ...Until such time as you grow weary of her.
Ming: I do.
Dale: I do not!
Ming: Of the hour, yes.
Chaplain: Do you promise to use her as you will?
Ming: Certainly.
Chaplain: Not to blast her into space?
Ming: [death glare]
Chaplain: [nervously] ...Until such time as you grow weary of her.
Ming: I do.
Dale: I do not!
I know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain.
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack,
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious,
And this mountain is covered with wolves.
Hear them howling, my hungry children.
Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you.
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack,
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious,
And this mountain is covered with wolves.
Hear them howling, my hungry children.
Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you.
—Jonathan Coulton, "Skullcrusher Mountain"
"I will be the first man to kiss you... To bed you... Whether you come willingly or not. You will be mine, and mine alone."
— Count Kalliovski to young, sweet, beautiful heiress Sido, 'The Red Necklace'. About 100x creepier when you hear the audiobook.
Matt: Then, back to Bison’s room where he has a bone chandelier, art of himself as a clown and remote-controlled mood lighting. WHY IS THERE ANYTHING IN THE MOVIE OTHER THAN THIS?
Chris: Don’t forget his skull-shaped fireplace! It’s the ultimate bachelor pad, assuming that bachelors are death-obsessed maniacs (most are). Chun-Li talks about how she studied martial arts so that she could get her revenge, while Bison turns on some soft music and mood lighting, continuing to work his seduction game. He then tells her that she probably sucks at fighting, as though killing someone’s father wasn’t already the ultimate neg.
Matt: His hat is 1000 times better than Mystery’s.
Chris: Don’t forget his skull-shaped fireplace! It’s the ultimate bachelor pad, assuming that bachelors are death-obsessed maniacs (most are). Chun-Li talks about how she studied martial arts so that she could get her revenge, while Bison turns on some soft music and mood lighting, continuing to work his seduction game. He then tells her that she probably sucks at fighting, as though killing someone’s father wasn’t already the ultimate neg.
Matt: His hat is 1000 times better than Mystery’s.
—Chris Sims and Matt Wilson on
Street Fighter
Street Fighter"Talion! They told me about you, but they didn't mention your beauty. No sir, they did not. You're mine now, love. For ever, and ever and ever..."
—Orc Captains with the "Obsessed" sobriquet in Middle-earth: Shadow of War
"You could concede defeat to me now, girl. Admit that I am your better and take your place at my side. Your days will be filled with all you desire and your nights will be spent in pleasurable ecstasy. I am offering you so much more than the snows of the north and the ingratitude of these barbarous people. If you come with me now, you will be a true queen."
—Locephax, Daemon Prince of Slaanesh, Valkia the Bloody
"Your sister is quite a beauty, though. I'll be sure to make her my personal slave. Once I get bored, I'll just sell her off. Oh, poor Sis..."
—Shadow Junya Kaneshiro (addressing Makoto Niijima), Persona 5
"Do you have any idea what twenty-five healthy, virile men can do to one woman if given the opportunity?" he asked.
"It was explained to me in detail on the way up here," she said flatly.
— Soldiers of Barrabas #3: Butchers of Eden
Bambi "Buck" Hughes: (cornering Jason Brody and his friend Keith in a sex dungeon) Yeah. Look, about that, mate, I am grateful, right? And, uh... well, I'd really like to show my appreciation, you know, (cups his groin) proper, like a man should.
Jason Brody: You said we could leave, you FUCK!
Buck: No, no, no, no. What I actually said was Keith could leave with you, but you're not going anywhere.
Jason: We're walking through that door!
Buck: You are when I say you are. (prepares for a Knife Fight) I'll take you bloody, if you like. I like me meat rare.
Jason: Die, you sick son of a bitch!
Jason Brody: You said we could leave, you FUCK!
Buck: No, no, no, no. What I actually said was Keith could leave with you, but you're not going anywhere.
Jason: We're walking through that door!
Buck: You are when I say you are. (prepares for a Knife Fight) I'll take you bloody, if you like. I like me meat rare.
Jason: Die, you sick son of a bitch!
Pepper Potts: You think he'll help you... he won't.
Aldrich Killian: It's more, uh, embarrassing than that. You're here as my, uh...
Pepper: Trophy?
Killian: Yeah.
Aldrich Killian: It's more, uh, embarrassing than that. You're here as my, uh...
Pepper: Trophy?
Killian: Yeah.
