Quotes: Hunting the Most Dangerous Game
You know what? I felt like you guys were a little low-energy, so we're gonna start off with a little warm-up. You ready? Welcome to the king's private game reserve. Uh, I'd say - what do you think, Kerry? Thirty seconds? Kerry:
Oh I don't - yeah, maybe thirty seconds. Ryan:
Thirty seconds. Alright, so, counting down from thirty... Kerry, you wanna count that down for me? Kerry:
Yeah-yeah, got it. Ryan:
So... (begins putting on armor
) This is gonna be pretty easy if you all just stay here. Kerry:
Thirty. Twenty-nine. Twenty-eight. Twenty-seven. Michael: ...Oh, he's gonna murder us. Ryan: Yeah...
"It's the Baron and his hunting party."
"What are they hunting?"
"Man, beast. Doesn't really matter."
So I guess I'm playing Signeur Rainsford to your General Zaroff.
...and Araminta Meliflua... cousin of my mother's... tried to force through a Ministry Bill to make Muggle-hunting legal...
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.
"I wanted the ideal animal to hunt," explained the general. "So I said, 'What are the attributes of an ideal quarry?' And the answer was, of course, 'It must have courage, cunning, and, above all, it must be able to reason.'"
"But no animal can reason," objected Rainsford.
"My dear fellow," said the general, "there is one that can."
When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old women in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El Diablo cazador de hombres." Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skins... and sometimes much, much worse. "El cazador que hace trofeo de los hombres" means the hunter who makes trophies of men.
This planet is a game preserve, and we're the game.
Thank you for coming. I have purchased the Springfield YMCA. I plan to tear it down, and build a nature preserve where I will hunt the deadliest game of all - Man.
I'll just tell you this: Until you've hunted man, you haven't hunted yet.
— Jesse Ventura
, to his later chagrin when the newspapers printed it
Hunting humans? That ainít nuthín but nuthín... They all run like scared little vermin in the end. Run vermin run. Run vermin! RUN VERMIN RUN!