History Quotes / HuntingTheMostDangerousGame

-->-- ''[[Literature/{{Deathlands}} Homeward Bound]]''

-->-- '''The Zodiac Killer'''

-->-- '''Rainier Wolfcastle''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old women in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, strange things. ''El Diablo cazador de hombres.'' Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skins... and sometimes much, much worse. ''El cazador que hace trofeo de los hombres'' means "the hunter who makes trophies of men."

->This planet is a game preserve, and we're the game.

->So I guess I'm playing Signeur Rainsford to your General Zaroff.

->...and Araminta Meliflua... cousin of my mother's... tried to force through a Ministry Bill to make Muggle-hunting legal...

->A hunter is always seeking new prey. I grew tired of hunting beasts, and humans make poor game. Their minds are sharp, but their bodies are weak. And then I thought how wonderful it would be if I could combine [[BeastWithAHumanFace the body of an animal with the intelligence of a human]]. What a test it would be for my skills!

->And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now,\\
[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking two Game Wardens, seven hunters and a purebred Guernsey cow.]]

->Hunting humans? That ain’t nuth’n but nuth’n... They all run like scared little vermin in the end. Run vermin run. Run vermin! RUN VERMIN RUN!
-->-- '''"Doc" Pale''' addressing the fresh meat, ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}: Literature/DarkHeresy''

->The thrill of the hunt... the promise of payment...

->But you must first do a service for my glory. The one who stole [my ring] has fled to what he thinks is his sanctuary. Just as a bear climbs a tree to escape the hunt, but only ends up trapping himself. Seek out this [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent rogue shifter]]. Tear the skin from his body, and make it an offering to me.

->The most dangerous game? ''[[PunyEarthlings Hardly.]]''

->I have purchased the Springfield [=YMCA=]. I plan to tear it down, and turn the land into a nature preserve where I will hunt the deadliest game of all - ''Man.''

->There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.

->I'll just tell you this: Until you've hunted man, you haven't hunted yet.

->I like killing people because it is so much fun it is more fun than killing wild game in the forrest [sic] because man is the most dangerous anamal [sic] of all.

-->--'''Royce''', ''Film/{{Predators}}''

-->--'''Arthur Leigh Allen''', ''Film/{{Zodiac}}''

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->Gentlemen, they're large, they're fast, and fucking you up's their idea of tourism.
-->-- '''Will Traeger''', ''Film/ThePredator''

->''The thrill of the hunt... the promise of payment....''
-->--'''The Ancestor''', ''Videogame/DarkestDungeon'', on recruiting the BountyHunter

->''"I like killing people because it is so much fun it is more fun than killing wild game in the forrest (sic) because man is the most dangerous anamal (sic) of all."''
-->-'''The Zodiac Killer'''

->"But you must first do a service for my glory. The one who stole [my ring] has fled to what he thinks is his sanctuary. Just as a bear climbs a tree to escape the hunt, but only ends up trapping himself. Seek out this [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent rogue shifter]]. Tear the skin from his body, and make it an offering to me."
-->--'''Hircine, Lord of the Hunt''', ''Videogame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''

->'''Ryan:''' You know what? I felt like you guys were a little low-energy, so we're gonna start off with a little warm-up. You ready? Welcome to the king's private game reserve. Uh, I'd say - what do you think, Kerry? Thirty seconds?\\
'''Kerry:''' Oh I don't - yeah, maybe thirty seconds.\\
'''Ryan:''' Thirty seconds. Alright, so, counting down from thirty... Kerry, you wanna count that down for me?\\
'''Kerry:''' Yeah-yeah, got it.\\
'''Ryan:''' So... (''begins putting on armor'') This is gonna be pretty easy if you all just stay here.\\
'''Kerry:''' Thirty. Twenty-nine. Twenty-eight. Twenty-seven.\\
'''Michael:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...Oh, he's gonna murder us.]]\\
'''Ryan:''' [[ItsWhatIDo Yeah...]]
-->-- ''LetsPlay/AchievementHunterMinecraftSeries'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaphXlXb1zU "Mad King Ryan part 1"]]

->There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.
-->-- '''Creator/ErnestHemingway'''

->'''Mac''': [[BrutalHonesty We're gonna hunt you, bro.]]\\
'''Cricket''': [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Mac''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis We ... are going ... to hunt you ... Cricket!]]\\
'''Cricket''': Why?\\
'''Dennis''': I'd spend a lot less time asking questions and more time running.
-->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'', "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters"

->And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now,\\
[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking two Game Wardens, seven hunters and a purebred Guernsey cow.]]
-->-- '''Music/TomLehrer''', "The Hunting Song", ''Music/SongsByTomLehrer''

->When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old women in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El Diablo cazador de hombres." Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skins... and sometimes much, much worse. "El cazador que hace trofeo de los hombres" means the hunter who makes trophies of men.
-->-- '''Anna''', ''Film/{{Predator}}''

->This planet is a game preserve, and we're the game.
-->-- '''Royce''', ''Film/{{Predators}}''

->I have purchased the Springfield [=YMCA=]. I plan to tear it down, and turn the land into a nature preserve where I will hunt the deadliest game of all - ''Man.''
-->-- '''Rainier Wolfcastle''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->I'll just tell you this: Until you've hunted man, you haven't hunted yet.
-->-- '''Wrestling/JesseVentura''', to his later chagrin when the newspapers printed it

->'''Jeff''': [[CaptainObvious Do I even need to say it?]] It is bad to hunt man for sport!
->'''Pierce''': Bad-''ass''!
-->--''{{Series/Community}}'', '''Accounting for Lawyers'''

''[everyone stares at her in horror]''\\
'''Rosaline:''' What!? I said I ''don't'' want to do it!

->Thank you for coming. I have purchased the Springfield [=YMCA=]. I plan to tear it down, and build a nature preserve where I will hunt the deadliest game of all - ''Man.''