Quotes / Gosh Dang It to Heck!

(drops barrel on his foot) GAH! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait... I'm alone. I can swear for real! (deep breath) SON OF A— (tape fast-forward)
Grunkle Stan, Gravity Falls

"I apprehended the accused and advised him of his rights. He replied, 'Why don't you ram it up your pimhole, you fusking clothprunker.'"

"Looks like the sixth Doctor has developed exactly the same sort of lame swearing as the ‘ham fisted bun vendor’ third Doctor and ‘spack off!’ fourth Doctor — his latest attempt is ‘microcephallic apostate’ (one day he will just say ‘you fucking twat')."

"We can thank the NWO B&W for re-popularizing the phrase "sad sack." Where would the wrestling world be without this phrase? A better place, perhaps? No, this is WCW, so they'd come up with some strange phrase like "fruity booty" to take its place. Oh! Wait! They did. Damn."


"Well pierce my ears and call me drafty!"
Mary Jane Watson, Spider-Man #62

Sheldon: [Leonard] said, and I quote, ask Penny, it was her cockamamie idea.
Penny: Leonard said cockamamie?
Sheldon: Actually, I’m paraphrasing. Having been raised in a Christian household, I’m uncomfortable with the language he used. And to be honest, I’m not entirely comfortable with cockamamie.

Bill's Wife: You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!!
Bill: What the french toast?
Bill's Wife: Do you think I wouldn't find out about your doodoo head cootie queen?
Bill's Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?!
— Orbit gum commercial

Passenger: Enough is enough! I have had it with these gosh-darned snakes on this gosh-darned plane!
Steward: Language, sir!
Irregular Webcomic!, "No. 1861"

Darn you! Darn you all to heck!
Alex, Madagascar

You can go straight to H-E-double hockey sticks!
Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls

"Time to open a can of kick-butt!"
Wolverine before fighting Sabretooth

Bart: I sure as Hell can't tell you we learned about Hell unless I say Hell, can I?
Marge: ...Bart, you're no longer in Sunday School. Don't swear.
The Simpsons, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"

"I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

CT: D —> Oh shoot
CT: D —> E%cuse my vulgarity
Equius Zahhak, Homestuck

"Heck is where people go when they don't believe in Gosh."
A joke.

"...You can't even say Hell? Are you serious?"
Santa Claus: Oh, balderdash and fiddle lee dee!
Crow T. Robot: Whoa, language, Santa!
"He didn't get out of the cockadoodie car!"
Annie Wilkes, Misery

GG: Shucks!!!!!
TT: Hey, I'm upset about it too, but let's watch the fucking language.
Jane Crocker and the Auto Responder, Homestuck

King Dedede: "Frikkin' crud."
Kirby: Fruh-crud.
King Dedede: "Flippin' egg."
Kirby: F-fcraig
King Dedede: "Hella."
Kirby: Heck of.
King Dedede teaching Kirby to swear, Kirby's Curse

"'Truck hard'? 'Truck hard'?! Holy schizz! That sounds so hooooot"
Lindsay Jones as Ruby Rose reading Fifty Shades of Grey

"OW! MOONFIRE AND STAR VOMIT! HEAL, by all the snakes!"
Darkstalker as Kinkajou spits poison at him, Wings of Fire

"Oh, yes, by golly gosh all hemlock"

"Gosh darn it to heck!"

Eleanor: Somebody royally forked up. [Beat.] Somebody forked up. Why can't I say "fork"?
Chidi: If you're trying to curse, you can't here. I guess a lot of people in this neighborhood don't like it, so it's prohibited.
Eleanor: That's bullshirt.

Tony: [bouncing off a force field] Shit!
Cap: Language!
[a few minutes later]
Tony: Wait a second. No-one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "language"?
Cap: I know! [pauses to hurl his bike through the front of a jeep] It just slipped out.
[another few minutes later]
Thor: [to Cap] Find the scepter!
Tony: And for gosh' sake, watch your language!
Cap: [sighs] That's not going away anytime soon...