"BALONEY, FUDGE AND MUSTARD!"
"Well pierce my ears and call me drafty!"
—Mary Jane Watson, Spider-Man #62
Bill's Wife: You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!!
Bill: What the french toast?
Bill's Wife: Do you think I wouldn't find out about your doodoo head cootie queen?
Bill's Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?!
— Orbit gum commercial
Passenger: Enough is enough! I have had it with these gosh-darned snakes on this gosh-darned plane!
Steward: Language, sir!
— Irregular Webcomic!, "No. 1861"
Darn you! Darn you all to heck!
— Alex, Madagascar
You can go straight to H-E-double hockey sticks!
—Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls
Bart: I sure as Hell can't tell you we learned about Hell unless I say Hell, can I?
Marge: ...Bart, you're no longer in Sunday School. Don't swear.
—The Simpsons, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
"I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words."
— Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
CT: D —> Oh shoot
CT: D —> E%cuse my vulgarity
— Equius Zahhak, Homestuck
"Heck is where people go when they don't believe in Gosh."
— A joke.
"...You can't even say Hell? Are you serious?"
Santa Claus: Oh, balderdash and fiddle lee dee!
Crow T. Robot: Whoa, language, Santa!
"He didn't get out of the cockadoodie car!"
— Annie Wilkes, Misery
TT: Hey, I'm upset about it too, but let's watch the fucking language.
— Jane Crocker and Dirk Strider, Homestuck
"Looks like the sixth Doctor has developed exactly the same sort of lame swearing as the ‘ham fisted bun vendor’ third Doctor and ‘spack off!’ fourth Doctor – his latest attempt is ‘microcephallic apostate’ (one day he will just say ‘you fucking twat')."