"BALONEY FUDGE AND MUSTARD!"
"Well pierce my ears and call me drafty!"
—Mary Jane Watson, Spider-Man #62
Bill's Wife: You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!!
Bill: What the french toast?
Bill's Wife: Do you think I wouldn't find out about your doodoo head cootie queen?
Bill's Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?!
— Orbit gum commercial
Passenger: Enough is enough! I have had it with these gosh-darned snakes on this gosh-darned plane!
Steward: Language, sir!
— Irregular Webcomic!, "No. 1861"
Darn you! Darn you all to heck!
— Alex, Madagascar
You can go straight to H-E-double hockey sticks!
—Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls
Bart: I sure as Hell can't tell you we learned about Hell unless I say Hell, can I?
Marge: ...Bart, you're no longer in Sunday School. Don't swear.
—The Simpsons, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
"I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words."
— Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
CT: D —> Oh shoot
CT: D —> E%cuse my vulgarity
— Equius Zahhak, Homestuck
"Heck is where people go when they don't believe in Gosh."
— A joke.
"...You can't even say Hell? Are you serious?"
Santa Claus: Oh, balderdash and fiddle lee dee!
Crow T. Robot: Whoa, language, Santa!
"He didn't get out of the cockadoodie car!"
— Annie Wilkes, Misery
TT: Hey, I'm upset about it too, but let's watch the fucking language.
— Jane Crocker and Dirk Strider, Homestuck