Quotes: Game-Breaking Bug

You can liken [playing Trespasser] to babysitting a big, lovable and slightly retarded child. You know he means well, but that doesn't stop him from dropping trou and shitting in the middle of the aisle in Costco from time to time.
Research Indicates, Let's Play Jurassic Park: Trespasser

Maybe you thought Battletoads was a game full of amphibians, but it is actually full of bugs. Those beta testers really should have spent a little more time on this game...

A gruesome software bug LEAPS out at you!
— Message displayed when Angband crashes

pokecapn: I'm constantly terrified playing this game.
medibot: At any moment it could strike out and destroy you.

Knuckles glitches out while climbing a wall
Jon: Ohhh... okaaaay...
Arin: (stomps out)
Jon: Arin, don't leave! Arin, don't- (door slams) ARIIIIIN! I LOVE YOU!
Arin: No, I'm fucking done! I'm fucking done!
Jon: No, you're not-
Arin: This is bullshit! This is fucking bullshit!
Jon: (hysterical laughter as Knuckles continues to spaz out) I can't get off!
Arin: WHAAAAAT IS THIS?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IS THIS?!
Jon: I'm stuck!
Arin: WHAT IS MY LIFE?! ...I can't do it, Jon!
Jon: I can't eith-
Arin: I can't fucking DO IT ANYMOOOOOOOOOORE!!
Jon: TELL YA WHAT, ARIN?! YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGHT IT OUT! Because I certainly can't do it without you, and I know you can't do it without me!
Arin: ...I appreciate it, but look at what we're dealing with, man!
Jon: Arin-
Arin: WE GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE! YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT! You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?" NOT! FUCKING! THIS!
[...]
Jon: Man, that was a beautiful little moment we just had.

Arin: And Knuckles is having a dance party?
Dan: Did you see that shadow?!
Arin: What the fu...
Dan: What is happening right now?! ...Oh, God, damn!
Arin: You alright buddy?
Dan: This is like... this is like a glitch, that like occasionally breaks out into a game.

[The Achievement Hunter Team has attached six tow trucks to each other in a circle]
Gavin: Everyone, floor it. Now!
All: GOOOO! Woo! Weee!
[Tow trucks starts moving, then physics engine spazes out and flings everyone everywhere]
All: WOAH!
Ray: My game froze!
Michael: Holy shit! It did?!
Geoff: Oh, my God!
Michael: [Message reads "BrownMan left"] It fucking broke Ray's X-Box...!
Jack: And mine!
Michael: [Message reads "JackP left"] ...and Jack's! Holy shit!
Ray: I'm making a death noise! I need to end the g— Oh, God, I got a black screen!
Michael: We imploded the fucking world!
Jack: We crashed the game! It broke!
Michael: Holy shit!
Let's Play Grand Theft Auto V, "Tow Truckin'"