You can liken [playing Trespasser] to babysitting a big, lovable and slightly retarded child. You know he means well, but that doesn't stop him from dropping trou and shitting in the middle of the aisle in Costco from time to time.

Maybe you thought Battletoads was a game full of amphibians, but it is actually full of bugs. Those beta testers really should have spent a little more time on this game...

A gruesome software bug LEAPS out at you!

pokecapn: I'm constantly terrified playing this game.

Medibot: At any moment it could strike out and destroy you.

Knuckles glitches out while climbing a wall

Jon: Ohhh... okaaaay...

Arin: (stomps out)

Jon: Arin, don't leave! Arin, don't- (door slams) ARIIIIIN! I LOVE YOU!

Arin: No, I'm fucking done! I'm fucking done!

Jon: No, you're not-

Arin: This is bullshit! This is fucking bullshit!

Jon: (hysterical laughter as Knuckles continues to spaz out) I can't get off!

Arin: WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS THIS?!

Jon: I'm stuck!

Arin: WHAT IS MY LIFE?! ...I can't do it, Jon!

Jon: I can't eith-

Arin: I can't fucking do it!

Jon: TELL YA WHAT, ARIN?! YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGHT IT OUT! Because I certainly can't do it without you, and I know you can't do it without me!

Arin: ...I appreciate it, but look at what we're dealing with, man!

Jon: Arin-

Arin: WE GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE! YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT! You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?" NOT! FUCKING! THIS!

[...]

Jon: Man, that was a beautiful little moment we just had.