History Quotes / GameBreakingBug

->'''Kirito:''' Geez... leave it to ''SAO'' to not only have a boss that [[ZeroEffortBoss glitches out and dies on its own]], but also ''[[UnintentionallyUnwinnable doesn't even flag the goddamned exit to open!]]''\\

'''Kirito:''' Hey, I'm with you old man. I love this Game, despite it's... shortcomings. But let's be real, even if it weren't trying to kill us, this game is a freaking Gordian Knot of terrible design. Face it, the only reason we all bought it was because it was the only launch title when: "Surprise, ''{{Film/TRON}}'' suddenly became real."

If you do an aerial boost with this move after performing the Grave Shoot attack, the move will hit an infinite amount of times, which causes the arcade board to overclock and start getting really, really hot, which can either damage the arcade machine permanently, or make it burst into flames! The wiki warns you "Don't use this move on real hardware, '''it will destroy it!'''""''

->''And as for Rei, he has potentially the funniest move in any video game, ever. See, he has a fairly standard Shoryuken. It's an alright move, not one of Rei's better tools, but it does the most damage of any move in the entire game.\\

If you do an aerial boost with this move after performing the Grave Shoot attack, the move will hit an infinite amount of times, which causes the arcade board to overclock and start getting really, really hot, which can either damage the arcade machine permanently, or make it burst into flames! The wiki warns you "Don't use this move on real hardware, '''it will destroy it!'''"''

'''Player:''' Why not? Did you find a way out?\\

'''Schmitt:''' Well, how else would you describe a game where players [[ArtificialStupidity could just kidnap NPCs,]] the crafting system is seizure-inducing, and half the time our teleport crystals - one of our ''only'' lifelines - do ''nothing.''\\

'''Kirito:''' Hey, I'm with you old man. I love this Game, despite it's... shortcomings. But let's be real, even if it weren't trying to kill us, this game is a freaking Gordian Knot of terrible design. Face it, the only reason we all bought it was because it was the only launch game when: "Surprise, ''{{Film/TRON}}'' suddenly became real."

->You can liken [playing ''Trespasser''] to babysitting a big, lovable and slightly retarded child. You know he means well, but that doesn't stop him from dropping trou and shitting in the middle of the aisle in Costco from time to time.

->Maybe you thought ''VideoGame/{{Battletoads}}'' was a game full of amphibians, but it is actually full of bugs. Those beta testers really should have spent a little more time on this game...

->[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm done.]] [[RageQuit I'm done!]] I can't play [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 a game]] this fundamentally broken.

'''Jon:''' [[GetAholdOfYourselfMan TELL YA WHAT, ARIN?!]] [[DareToBeBadass YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGHT IT OUT!]] [[ThePowerOfFriendship Because I certainly can't do it without you, and I know you can't do it without me!]]\\

->Is this the fate of retro games?!
-->-- '''Arino''', after ''VideoGame/ComixZone'' resetting itself somehow during his [[Series/RetroGameMaster LP]] of said game

'''Heathcliff:''' (Mildly Annoyed) Okay, so the game has a few minor bugs, but this is groundbreaking technology we're talking about here. [[Cyberspace Real-Life Virtual Reality!]] Where's your sense of wonder?\\

'''Kirito:''' Hey, I'm with you old man. I love this Game, despite it's... shortcomings. But let's be real, even if it weren't trying to kill us, this game is a freaking Gordian Knot of terrible design. Face it, the only reason we all bought it was because it was the only launch game when: "Surprise, ''Film/TRON'' suddenly became real."

'''Kirito:''' Hey, I'm with you old man. I love this Game, despite it's... shortcomings. But let's be real, even if it weren't trying to kill us, this game is a freaking Gordian Knot of terrible design. Face it, the only reason we all bought it was because it was the only launch game when: "Surprise, ''Film/Tron'' suddenly became real."

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'''Player 2:''' Come on, sir... do you really think any of us would still be playing if [[WinToExit we didn't have a gun to our heads?]] You gotta admit, this game is kind of a hot mess.\\

'''Player 3:''' Well, how else would you describe a game where players [[ArtificialStupidity could just kidnap NPCs,]] the crafting system is seizure-inducing, and half the time our teleport crystals - one of our ''only'' lifelines - do ''nothing.''\\
'''Klein:''' Yeah, nothing if you're ''lucky.'' ''[[TeleporterAccident Eeesh...]]''

->'''Kirito:''' Geez... leave it to ''SAO'' to not only have a boss that [[ZeroEffortBoss glitches out and dies on its own]], but also ''[[UnwinnableByMistake doesn't even flag the goddamned exit to open!]]''\\