Line #1 Quotes/GameBreakingBug


1	->''You can liken [playing ''Trespasser''] to babysitting a big, lovable and slightly retarded child. You know he means well, but that doesn't stop him from dropping trou and shitting in the middle of the aisle in Costco from time to time.''
2	-->-- '''Research Indicates''', LetsPlay ''VideoGame/JurassicParkTrespasser''
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4	->''Maybe you thought ''VideoGame/{{Battletoads}}'' was a game full of amphibians, but it is actually full of bugs. Those beta testers really should have spent a little more time on this game...''
5	-->-- ''[[http://tasvideos.org/1920M.html TASVideos]]''
6
7	->A gruesome software bug LEAPS out at you!
8	-->-- Message displayed when ''VideoGame/{{Angband}}'' crashes
9
10	->'''{{LetsPlay/pokecapn}}:''' I'm constantly terrified playing this game.\
11	'''{{LetsPlay/Medibot}}:''' At any moment it could strike out and destroy you.
12	-->-- ''[[LetsPlay/SonicTheHedgehog2006LetsPlay Let's Play Sonic The Hedgehog 2006]]''
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14	->''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm done.]] [[RageQuit I'm done!]] I can't play [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 a game]] this fundamentally broken.''
15	-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{pokecapn}}''', ''[[LetsPlay/SonicTheHedgehog2006LetsPlay Let's Play Sonic the Hedgehog 2006]]'' ([[TenMinuteRetirement he gets better]])
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17	->''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuGsRmEEx6s#t=463s Knuckles glitches out while climbing a wall]]''\
18	'''WebVideo/{{Jon\|Tron}}:''' Ohhh... ''okaaaay...''\
19	'''[[Creator/{{Egoraptor}} Arin]]:''' (''[[{{Ragequit}} stomps out]]'')\
20	'''Jon:''' [[PleaseDontLeaveMe Arin, don't leave! Arin, don't]]- (''door slams'') ARIIIIIN! I LOVE YOU!\
21	'''Arin:''' No, I'm fucking done! I'm fucking ''done!''\
22	'''Jon:''' No, you're not-\
23	'''Arin:''' This is bullshit! ''This is fucking bullshit!''\
24	'''Jon:''' (''hysterical laughter as Knuckles continues to spaz out'') I can't get off!\
25	'''Arin:''' WHAAAAAT IS THIS?! ''WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IS THIS?!''\
26	'''Jon:''' I'm stuck!\
27	'''Arin:''' ''[[FreakOut WHAT IS MY LIFE?!]]'' ...I can't do it, Jon!\
28	'''Jon:''' I can't eith-\
29	'''Arin:''' I can't fucking DO IT ANYMOOOOOOOOOORE!!\
30	'''Jon:''' TELL YA WHAT, ARIN?! [[DareToBeBadass YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGHT IT OUT!]] Because I certainly can't do it without you, and I know you can't do it without me!\
31	'''Arin:''' ...I appreciate it, but [[ObviousBeta look at what we're dealing with, man!]]\
32	'''Jon:''' Arin-\
33	'''Arin:''' YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! YOU GOTTA DRAW A ''FUCKING'' LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE! YOU GOTTA MAKE A ''STATEMENT!'' You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?" '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis NOT! FUCKING! THIS!]]'''''\
34	[...]\
35	'''Jon:''' Man, that was a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omLve_vezbA beautiful little moment]] we just had.
36	-->-- The '''WebVideo/GameGrumps''' play ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''
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38	->'''LetsPlay/{{Diabetus}}:''' Don't be afraid.\
39	'''LetsPlay/{{slowbeef}}:''' What do you mean "don't be afraid?" Have you not played this?! Have you not been here the past, like, twelve or thirteen hours?! For all I know I could just fall through the floor for no goddamned reason in the next second.\
40	'''Diabetus:''' Don't you want [[CringeComedy something that would be very watchable on YouTube?]]\
41	'''slowbeef:''' That's true.
42	-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}'', "''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Sonic 06]]'' Makes ''VideoGame/SonicBoom'' Look Like ''Sonic 06''" Part 40
43
44	->''[The Creator/AchievementHunter Team has attached six tow trucks to each other in a circle]''\
45	'''Gavin:''' Everyone, floor it. Now!\
46	'''All:''' GOOOO! Woo! Weee!\
47	''[Tow trucks starts moving, then physics engine spazes out and flings everyone everywhere]''\
48	'''All:''' WOAH!\
49	'''Ray:''' My ''game'' froze!\
50	'''Michael:''' Holy shit! It did?!\
51	'''Geoff:''' Oh, my God!\
52	'''Michael:''' ''[Message reads "[=BrownMan=] left"]'' It fucking broke Ray's X-Box...!\
53	'''Jack:''' And mine!\
54	'''Michael:''' ''[Message reads "[=JackP=] left"]'' ...and Jack's! Holy ''shit''!\
55	'''Ray:''' I'm making a death noise! I need to end the g-- [[OhCrap Oh, God, I got a black screen!]]\
56	'''Michael:''' We imploded the fucking world!\
57	'''Jack:''' We crashed the game! It broke!\
58	'''Michael:''' Holy shit!
59	-->-- ''[[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterGrandTheftAutoSeries Let's Play Grand Theft Auto V]]'', "Tow Truckin'"
60
61	->''Is this the fate of retro games?!''
62	-->-- '''Arino''', after ''VideoGame/ComixZone'' resets itself somehow during his [[Series/RetroGameMaster LP]] of said game
63
64	->'''Kirito:''' Geez... leave it to ''SAO'' to not only have a boss that [[WinsByDoingAbsolutelyNothing glitches out and dies on its own]], but also ''[[UnintentionallyUnwinnable doesn't even flag the goddamned exit to open!]]''\
65	'''Tiffany:''' After all we've been through, it ain't even a boss that does us in. It's a damned game-breaking glitch. [[AndIMustScream Can't even starve to death...]]\
66	'''Klein:''' That would be a mercy...\
67	'''Heathcliff:''' Now, now, cheer up guys! There's no need to be so melodramatic!\
68	'''Player:''' [[HopeSpot Why not? Did you find a way out?]]\
69	'''Heathcliff:''' Oh no, we're definitely going to die here. But we all gotta die sometime, right? At least we get to do it playing an awesome game!\
70	'''Player:''' Pfft, "awesome?" You're kidding, right?\
71	'''Heathcliff:''' Huh?\
72	'''"Mafia Player":''' Come on, sir... do you really think any of us would still be playing if [[WinToExit we didn't have a gun to our heads?]] You gotta admit, this game is kind of a hot mess.\
73	'''Heathcliff:''' "Hot mess." Really. That seems a bit harsh.\
74	'''Schmitt:''' Well, how else would you describe a game where players [[ArtificialStupidity could just kidnap NPCs,]] the crafting system is seizure-inducing, and half the time our teleport crystals - one of our ''only'' lifelines - do ''[[TeleportInterdiction nothing.]]''\
75	'''Klein:''' Yeah, nothing if you're ''lucky.'' ''[[TeleporterAccident Eeesh...]]''\
76	'''Heathcliff:''' (Mildly Annoyed) Okay, so the game has a few minor bugs, but this is groundbreaking technology we're talking about here. [[{{Cyberspace}} Real-Life Virtual Reality!]] Where's your sense of wonder?\
77	'''Kirito:''' Hey, I'm with you old man. I love this Game, despite it's... shortcomings. But let's be real, even if it weren't trying to kill us, [[ObviousBeta this game is a freaking Gordian Knot of terrible design]]. Face it, the only reason we all bought it was because it was the only launch title when: "Surprise, ''{{Film/TRON}}'' suddenly became real."
78	-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
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80	->''"And as for Rei, he has potentially the funniest move in any video game, ever. See, he has a fairly standard Shoryuken. It's an alright move, not one of Rei's better tools, but it does the most damage of any move in the entire game.\
81	Not to the opponent. To the game.\
82	If you do an aerial boost with this move after performing the Grave Shoot attack, the move will hit an infinite amount of times, which causes the arcade board to overclock and start getting really, really hot, which can either damage the arcade machine permanently, or make it burst into flames! The wiki warns you "Don't use this move on real hardware, '''it could destroy it!'''""''
83	-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5-kYBWPnKM Bumbles McFumbles]]''' discussing ''VideoGame/FistOfTheNorthStarTwinBlueStarsOfJudgment''
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