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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
— Quote commonly credited to Sigmund Freud
Yeah, well sometimes it's a big brown dick!
It's a SPACE NIPPLE!
"No, she's absolutely right," said Zeb, patting the enormous pistol at his hip. "This is a penis substitute. After all, if I could kill at a range of thirty meters with my penis, I wouldn't need to carry this thing around, now would I?"
— Zebediah Carter, The Number of the Beast by Robert A. Heinlein
Simplified.
Everything's either
concave or -vex,
so whatever you dream
will be something with sex.
—Dream Interpretation, Piet Hein
Vulcan Raven: Wow. Just... wow.
Psycho Mantis: Freud would shit his pants
If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!
If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!
And it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!
— Anonymous
Woah, honey, watch how you're holding that thing!
— The Nostalgia Chick, on Skeletor's, um, weapon.
Christ, everything in this hospital looks like it's a metaphor for sex!
— The Cinema Snob, on the hospital's treatments in Hardgore.
Hey, Finn... Are you thinking about how that guy's bow-tie sorta looked like a bra?
—Marceline, Adventure Time
This movie is 70% phallic symbol.
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