Quotes: Freud Was Right

Pablo: Mr. Freud would have something to say about your obsession with long, pointy objects.
Nin: Mr. Freud could say nothing if his tongue was cut out.
Protectors of the Plot Continuum, An Ill-Matched Pair

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Oh yeah? Well, sometimes it's a big brown dick!
George Carlin, responding to the above quote.

It's a SPACE NIPPLE!
Yahtzee shows how to invoke this trope on Unskippable, Star Ocean The Last Hope.

"No, she's absolutely right," said Zeb, patting the enormous pistol at his hip. "This is a penis substitute. After all, if I could kill at a range of thirty meters with my penis, I wouldn't need to carry this thing around, now would I?"

Simplified.
Everything's either
concave or -vex,
so whatever you dream
will be something with sex.
Dream Interpretation, Piet Hein

Vulcan Raven: Wow. Just... wow.
Psycho Mantis: Freud would shit his pants
The Last Days of FOXHOUND, after a Journey to the Center of the Mind shows that the metaphor for Liquid Snake's mind is a gigantic, penis like building. (And they're standing on a small, grassy hill below said building...)

If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!
If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!
If it's shorter than it's wide, simply turn it on its side;
And it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!
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Woah, honey, watch how you're holding that thing!
The Nostalgia Chick, on Skeletor's, um, weapon.

Christ, everything in this hospital looks like it's a metaphor for sex!
The Cinema Snob, on the hospital's treatments in Hardgore.

Hey, Finn... Are you thinking about how that guy's bow-tie sorta looked like a bra?
Marceline, Adventure Time

This movie is 70% phallic symbol.

You may have noticed that one of the Yo Gabba monsters is a flexible salami-like creature with one gaping eye at the top. I'm pretty sure I sketched the original design for that in the margin of a chemistry textbook back in 1985.

...sex between two planes at 35,000 feet.
Tom Clancy, on mid-air refueling.

...filth, I'm glad to say, is in
The mind of the beholder
When correctly viewed
Everything is lewd
Tom Lehrer, Smut

Phallic symbol, phallic symbol.

"Magrat says a broomstick is one of them sexual metaphor things."
Although this is a phallusy.

Elan: What, here? Now?? What's gotten into you?
Haley: What? I was just overcome with how much I love you. Though the fact that I've been staring at a huge worm all afternoon may also be a factor.