: Mr. Freud would have something to say about your obsession with long, pointy objects. Nin
: Mr. Freud could say nothing if his tongue was cut out.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Oh yeah? Well, sometimes it's a big brown dick!
"No, she's absolutely right," said Zeb, patting the enormous pistol at his hip. "This is
a penis substitute. After all, if I could kill at a range of thirty meters with my penis, I wouldn't need to carry this thing around, now would I?"
concave or -vex,
so whatever you dream
will be something with sex.
—Dream Interpretation, Piet Hein
Wow. Just... wow. Psycho Mantis:
Freud would shit his pants
Woah, honey, watch how you're holding that thing!
Christ, everything in this hospital looks like it's a metaphor for sex!
Hey, Finn... Are you thinking about how that guy's bow-tie sorta looked like a bra?
You may have noticed that one of the Yo Gabba monsters is a flexible salami-like creature with one gaping eye at the top. I'm pretty sure I sketched the original design for that in the margin of a chemistry textbook back in 1985.
...sex between two planes at 35,000 feet.
...filth, I'm glad to say, is in
The mind of the beholder
When correctly viewed
Everything is lewd
Phallic symbol, phallic symbol.
"Magrat says a broomstick is one of them sexual metaphor things." Although this is a phallusy.