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"No Sense of Humor" Type
"The Borg: party-poopers of the galaxy."
— The Doctor, Star Trek: Voyager, "One"
The assistant grinned. "Why, you might even say, Dread Lord, that the Satan Girl was Supergirl's dark—"
The master whirled and swiftly pierced the other's gut with the spear he was holding. The Spear of Destiny.
Desaad clutched at the shaft transfixing his midsection in agony. [Darkseid] shot forth beams from his eyes which reduced him to his primal atoms. Later, he would reassemble them, and trust that Desaad would learn by that not to make jokes using his name.
The master whirled and swiftly pierced the other's gut with the spear he was holding. The Spear of Destiny.
Desaad clutched at the shaft transfixing his midsection in agony. [Darkseid] shot forth beams from his eyes which reduced him to his primal atoms. Later, he would reassemble them, and trust that Desaad would learn by that not to make jokes using his name.
Llewelyn: [about Anton Chigurh] What's this guy s'posed to be: the ultimate badass?
Carson: That's not how I'd describe him.
Llewelyn: Well, how would you describe him?
Carson: [considers] I'd say he doesn't have a sense of humor.
Carson: That's not how I'd describe him.
Llewelyn: Well, how would you describe him?
Carson: [considers] I'd say he doesn't have a sense of humor.
"Sick Sense of Humor" Type
"Nothing is more indicative of men's characters than what they find laughable."
"Oops! Looks like I've spilled the tea, as you kids say! "
— King Andrias after revealing that Marcy purposefully stranded her and her friends in Amphibia, Amphibia, "True Colors"
King Andrias: [after explaining his Evil Plan] And if anyone resists... give them a stern talking-to.
Lady Olivia: Oh.
General Yunan: Not too bad.
King Andrias: Just kidding. Terminate them!
Lady Olivia: Oh.
General Yunan: Not too bad.
King Andrias: Just kidding. Terminate them!
— Amphibia, "Olivia & Yunan"
"Oops! Looks like he's disarmed. Get it: DIS-ARMED!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"'Fun' isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face."
— Thanos, Avengers: Infinity War (trailer)
Calvin: Do you think monsters are under the bed tonight?
Hobbes: I don't know. How can you tell without looking?
Calvin: One way is to tell a story about a little kid getting mauled and eaten alive.
Hobbes: How does that tell you if you have monsters?
Calvin: Sometimes they laugh.
Hobbes: I don't know. How can you tell without looking?
Calvin: One way is to tell a story about a little kid getting mauled and eaten alive.
Hobbes: How does that tell you if you have monsters?
Calvin: Sometimes they laugh.
"And I thought my jokes were bad."
— The Joker, The Dark Knight
Oozaru!Vegeta: Hey Kakarot! What is the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Goku: What?
Oozaru!Vegeta: CHRISTOPHER REEVE! [crushes Goku's legs]
Goku: AAAGHHH! [moans in pain] That was in terrible taste!
Oozaru!Vegeta: Don't care! Evil!
Goku: What?
Oozaru!Vegeta: CHRISTOPHER REEVE! [crushes Goku's legs]
Goku: AAAGHHH! [moans in pain] That was in terrible taste!
Oozaru!Vegeta: Don't care! Evil!
Freeza: Oh what's wrong, monkey? Come on now, give me something funny.
Goku: [with barely contained fury] You... killed my best friend! [continues trembling in anger]
Freeza: Ha! That is pretty funny. Hilarious, actually.
Goku: [with barely contained fury] You... killed my best friend! [continues trembling in anger]
Freeza: Ha! That is pretty funny. Hilarious, actually.
[As one, every dead body in Atlantis screams, before abruptly falling silent]
Proteus: Ha ha! Just kiddin'! You should see the look on your faces... Welcome tae my kingdom! Do you like what I've done with the place? The previous owner let the place get a bit musty. I figured it was high time to air it out a bit. Mm, tough crowd. Did Morph have this much trouble gettin' a laugh outta ye? After all, it's his sense of humor I'm trying on for size...
Blink: Morph was a decent man. Don't even pretend you have a shred of him still in you.
Proteus: Ha ha! Just kiddin'! You should see the look on your faces... Welcome tae my kingdom! Do you like what I've done with the place? The previous owner let the place get a bit musty. I figured it was high time to air it out a bit. Mm, tough crowd. Did Morph have this much trouble gettin' a laugh outta ye? After all, it's his sense of humor I'm trying on for size...
Blink: Morph was a decent man. Don't even pretend you have a shred of him still in you.
— Exiles #83: World Tour — Heroes Reborn: Conclusion
"I find everyone's pain funny but my own. I am French."
— LeFrog, Flushed Away.
Steven Haines: Let me tell you something, that guy [Devin Weston] gets more tail than a... than a Tail Catcher! [laughs at his own joke]
Trevor Phillips: I'll have to fuckin' remember that line.
Trevor Phillips: I'll have to fuckin' remember that line.
"Pain is hilarious!"
— Bill Cipher, Gravity Falls
"Why, I haven't been this entertained since the Stock Market Crash of 1929! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! So many orphans."
— Alastor, Hazbin Hotel
Darth Vader: Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director.
Krennic: [wheezing] ...Dad jokes? Really?
Krennic: [wheezing] ...Dad jokes? Really?
"The suffering of others is the most amusing thing there is."
— King DeDeDe, Kirby: Right Back at Ya!.
Leonard Moonstone: Just have some decency and go.
Lord Cornwall: Oh, we're all about the decency.
[he shapeshifts into Eddie, naked, covered in blood, with a knife through the head]
Regan Moonstone: Shit...
Lord Cornwall: What's the matter? I thought Diane might be comforted by seeing Eddie again. Is it still too soon?
Lord Cornwall: Oh, we're all about the decency.
[he shapeshifts into Eddie, naked, covered in blood, with a knife through the head]
Regan Moonstone: Shit...
Lord Cornwall: What's the matter? I thought Diane might be comforted by seeing Eddie again. Is it still too soon?
Dodger: Roscoe, Roscoe, is this us losing our sense of humor?
Roscoe: Nah, I ain't lost my sense of humor. [kicks a television at the wall, breaking a few things and sending sparks flying] See? I find that funny! [chuckles maliciously]
Roscoe: Nah, I ain't lost my sense of humor. [kicks a television at the wall, breaking a few things and sending sparks flying] See? I find that funny! [chuckles maliciously]
The most terrifying thing about ogrekind is their malignant sense of humor. What men call horror launches ogres into fits of oafish laughter. The look of anguish on a dwarf ’s face as his limbs are torn off, and the horrid sounds he makes, elicit wild guffaws from nearby ogres, and more than one no doubt mocks the poor victim, imitating his pained grunts with drooling glee. The sight of an elf with his back broken and his torso bent to force the back of his head to touch the small of his back is high comedy to an ogre.''
— Pathfinder Chronicles: Classic Monsters Revisited
"All you megalomaniacs have such a weird sense of humor!"
— Spider-Man to the Green Goblin, Spider-Man: The Animated Series
"Huh... you've lost weight."
— Utrom Shredder/Ch'rell to Baxter Stockman, who had been reduced to being a literal brain in a jar, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003)
"Lucille is thirsty. She's a vampire bat! [chuckles... but no one laughs] What, was the joke bad?"
— Negan after murdering Abraham and Glenn, The Walking Dead (2010)
Now, was that so hard? You humans make things soooo hard for yourselves! (Laughs and slaps his knee)
— King Andrias after Marcy, reveals she purposefully stranded herself and her friends in Amphibia, A Moth to a Flame.
