Quotes / Does This Remind You of Anything?

Hadul: Fire once and you'll be woozy. Fire twice, and you'll be half dead.
Gene: So no multiple discharges, huh?
Hadul: Yes! Just like... well, you know.
Outlaw Star (on the Caster Gun's Deadly Upgrade)

"The truth?... Marik, there's something you need to know... It's about us. Marik, I- I hate you. I hate you with all my heart. I hate you more than I've ever hated anybody. I hate you so much that I can barely take it. In fact, I want to go on hating you for the rest of my life. If our world is destroyed, well, I won't be able to hate you anymore.

Garnet: I wish you hadn't seen them.
Steven: Aw, it's okay.
Garnet: It's not okay.
Steven: Why?
Garnet: What Homeworld did...taken the fallen parts of shattered Gems and combining them...those Gems weren't asked permission. Fusion is a choice. Those Gems weren't given a choice. It isn't right. It isn't fusion!

Korey: It's some clever lines right there, I love that. "You got the smell of domestication on you!" You know?
Martin: Yeah... "Y'all a bunch of house niggers!" (fighting back laughter) It's what he's saying.
Korey: (laughing) It's pretty much what he's saying!

"Everything [in Silent Hill] is drenched in symbolism; the basic monsters are all suspiciously effeminate, with the exception of Pyramid Head, an uber-masculine powerhouse repeatedly seen plunging his massive throbbing knife into the other monsters' moist quivering bodies, which obviously symbolizes... neo-conservative imperialism."
Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw, on Silent Hill 2

Pyrrha: I just want to take you. Up here to this secluded area. At night. Under the stars. With romantic lighting. All alone. You and me. To fight. As in, to probably touch each other. Sweating. And maybe a little vulnerable. I want to do this regularly. You and me. Alone...
— Blogger xekstrin creatively reinterpreting the training scenes between Pyrrha and Jaune

James: Actually, that's not the worst bit about those six-seater cars because it could be worse if you had your wife in the front and both daughters - and you sat in the back.
Jeremy: Ugh.
James: No, but, you do see that occasionally. You see the mother in the front, and then... and then, *cringing* there's a bloke sitting in the back seat and-
Jeremy: And there's nothing more tragic!
Richard: Yeah, it's pathetic.
Jeremy: It is the most pitiable sight you can see.
James: She's effectively saying 'you've given me the baby, now get in the back'.
Richard: Yep.
[Short pause before Jeremy and the audience both burst into a fit of hysterical laughter]
James: No!

"Instead, watch as the sorceress whose name literally means 'evil' mildly punks people, feels sorry, and is only mean because she was roofied and mutilated by her childhood love. Ugh, have fun explaining that to your kids."

"There is no mess! It’s a professional arrangement.”
“He’s paying you?” Curran snarled.
“No. I’m paying him.”
He roared. His mouth was human, but the blast of sound that shot out of it was like thunder.
“Ran out of words, Your Majesty?”
“Why him?” he growled. “Of all the men you could have, why would you hire him for that?”
“Because he has the best equipment in the city and he knows how to use it!”
— Magic Bleeds, Kate Daniels

Woody: You see, I was in this yard sale...
Stinky Pete: Yard sale? Why were you in a yard sale if you have an owner?
Woody: Well, I wasn't supposed to be there. I was trying to save another toy.
Stinky Pete: Was it because you're damaged? Hmm? Did this "Andy" break you?
Woody: Yeah, but—No! No! No, no, no, it wa... It was an accident! I mean...
Woody: It's NOT LIKE THAT, okay?!

Bugs: Say, you know what goes well with hanging out? Spargle! Do you have any more Spargle? I could really go for some Spargle.
Sam: Don't got no more. You bought it all.
Bugs: What?! But I really need it!
Sam: I said I don't got no more!
Bugs: (grabs Sam threateningly) Well, you gotta hook it up!
Sam: (nervous) I-I-I guess I could take you to my supplier.
Bugs: Let's go now!
Bugs: I said now!
The Looney Tunes Show, "Off Duty Cop"