Supergirl: Say, Kal... Am I really as pudgy as the statue makes me look?
Superman: Ha Ha Ha – No way! Happy anniversary, cousin!
Superman: Ha Ha Ha – No way! Happy anniversary, cousin!
— Supergirl Volume 2 #20
Al Bundy: Demand two: Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat!
—Married... with Children, "NO MA'AM"
Dude, the only difference between a Black girl and a white girl is that if a Black girl asks you if her ass looks big, you say "Hell yeah!"
—Chris Turk, Scrubs ("My Hypocritical Oath")
